Yasuo Top in TB

Please stop doing that. The rework to Fiora and her new skin mean there's a pretty high chance you'll be fighting one.

You know what Fiora can do?

PARRY. EVERY. SINGLE. TORNADO.

You won't get to use your ultimate, like, ever.

He hasn't been a strong top-laner since they took away his ability to 1v5 anyway, but with Fiora to counter him and the new juggernauts to stomp on him regardless of his mobility ('cause, news-flash, They WANT you to dash toward them) he's even weaker to pick.