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verry detailed positioning guide for squeeshys

3tyson··160 votes·7,488 views

stay behind the F***ing tank

106 Comments

Keevalroy56 votes

Instruction unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.

Billy VoHagen13 votes

Instruction for instructions being unclear unclear. Toaster stuck in dick.

OyddAWqJ5r8 votes

Instructions for the instructions for instructions being unclear unclear. Instructions and toaster both stuck in dick.

ItzxJosh3 votes

xD idk who came up with that saying that's like that but hilarious shit indeed

A Superb Villain43 votes

These guys:

Sion Blitzcrank Braum Alistar DrMundo Garen Gragas Hecarim JarvanIV Malphite Maokai Nautilus Nasus Sejuani Shyvana Singed Skarner Taric Thresh Trundle Udyr Volibear Zac

3tyson50 votes

if you notice your team mates build a couple of these itens item 3065 item 3143 item 3068 item 3110 item 3075 item 3026 item 3102 item 3083 item 3709 item 3717 item 3721 item 3725

they might work aswel

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These guys:

remember you do not like these guys you want to screw them over by having people who aim for you accidently hit them instead

Ariel the Cruel11 votes

Unless it's Leona . She tends to be rather fond of the enemy's back line.

AbodyHUN6664 votes

But noone expects the fking tank support assasinating the carry.

Ariel the Cruel9 votes

Leona item 3025 item 3074 item 3512 item 3071 item 3401 item 3269

I will assassinate your carry. . . . . . and you will THANK me for the honor.

AbodyHUN6661 votes

just imagine her with the new abyssal scepter.

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

New?

Also, AD builds are overall stronger than AP on her. I actually did some math: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/tips-tricks/kU8LMEAc-bruiser-leona-ad-vs-ap?comment=00000001

TheNoxusWarrior1 votes

She isn't a tank she is a CC train running your carries down.

Vellich0r14 votes

minus blitz, he likes to pull the bad people to you, and get you dead.

Laughing Fish4 votes

I love it when you are using someone like Rammus, Amumu, or Thresh, and Blitz pulls you right next to their carry. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/df5654f9ca630bcd9b7233dcf37e6115352a88bf9cc109f966462127035e9c25.jpg

Ace Access 1 votes

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I love it when you are using someone like Rammus, Amumu, or Thresh, and Blitz pulls you right next to their carry. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/df5654f9ca630bcd9b7233dcf37e6115352a88bf9cc109f966462127035e9c25.jpg

adc be like "blitz y u do dis to me"

Ariel the Cruel9 votes

wouldn't you want to stay in front of Singed ? More often than not, he's running away. XD

terkmc1 votes

More often than not he's on the other side of the map with 2 people chasing him

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

So... He's still running away. ;p

Ace Access 1 votes

why would you wanna stay behind Singed ? you know your gonna get singed if you do that

AquariusGine39 votes

Vayne B-But, I'm a carry. I do the most damage.

terkmc39 votes

Ult flash tumble 1v5 screaming "I AM GOSU"

Thumpin5 votes

Nice! 80 point Vaynespot!

Byakuya Kuchiki17 votes

{quoted}

Ult flash tumble 1v5 screaming "I AM GOSU"

i got a penta doing that once, i was so proud

terkmc19 votes

For every penta made there's another millions death and game thrown

B1naryB0t17 votes

That doesn't make the penta any less awesome.

IcyPepper3 votes

Logic is sound, but sometimes you must respect the awesome.

Teemo x Katarina9 votes

But it does make it MORE awesome.

Dengeden2 votes

Thank you for reminding me why I love the NA forums ^v^

Woook3r5 votes

{quoted}

Ult flash tumble 1v5 screaming "I AM GOSU"

this is my strongest technique

ChaoticPinecone27 votes

Theres another side to the problem:

If youre a tank, stay in front of your squshies. dont dive beyond whats necessary.

ItzxJosh2 votes

why the fuck don't this comment have a kazillion upvotes?

LeeDark1 votes

^This. For every ballsy carry who has gone ahead and initiated the fight, I've seen just as many cowardly tanks who absolutely refuse to start a fight, no matter how advantageous it would be, and just as many tanks who think THEY are gonna 1v5 while they leave the rest of their team behind to get shredded.

Laughing Fish1 votes

just as many tanks who think THEY are gonna 1v5 while they leave the rest of their team behind to get shredded.

When you are Rammus with item 3273 + summoner 6, it becomes far too easy to accidentally engage half the map away from your carry lol.

Clown Apocalypse17 votes

Wish I had 5 accounts to upvote this. Its like bruh......you are the adc...why are you initiating fights?

Xinotine3 votes

Because I can! Ashe

... Not getting any closer than my Volley range thou...

FantasySniper15 votes

Ashe This is you. . Nasus This is their tank all up in your team. . . . . . . Sion This is your tank all up in theirs.

"Behind" doesn't really describe it very well.

ThatAutofillSupp2 votes

Braum STAND BEHIND BRAUM

AFK Push12 votes

shhh don't tell them MonkeyKing and Rengar

lDontLiftIcarry7 votes

lmfao you know I came here to add advice But then I read it and just laughed and upvoted lmfao.

Redcadaver7 votes

Maybe its just solo q but I see tanks are the first to run away from a fight lol

The Bardic Gay4 votes

Azir B-but I brought my own...

Ezcru3 votes

Uh they just ignore the tanks and go after you. Solo queue, they're not gonna use their CC to peel for you. They're gonna dive their back line.

Example: Leona rather flash E a random person on their team than stay by you and peel.

Transgressor4 votes

False example, Leona is an initiation support, she HAS to start the fight. You had no problem's when she did that back in bot lane, did you? If you're looking for peel you should count on whoever's the other tank.

dr lichdeath2 votes

well... not always helpfull when theyre a team of assassins

Drukyul3 votes

If you have even 1 AP ratio, get an hourglass as 3rd item. All you have to do is not die in the 2 seconds the assassin goes in, and they'll be dead instead. Then go about your pewpew business.

D2Vincent2 votes

Question:

What about Karthus?

badooga2 votes

Go tank, problem solved XD

I Main Swain2 votes

honestly, all to often in league now that doesn't mean crap. you could be in the most secure position possible, but their Leblanc or someone just waits for the fight to start and then leaps past everything, annihilating you in a split second. its not like you shouldn't try or anything, it's just frustrating beyond all belief when nothing you do matters

Reluctor1 votes

I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself.

The title just has this expectation of something big and amazing and wowish. Then you get 5 words that succinctly explain all you need to know. Thank you :)

3tyson1 votes

i was really proud on this post i made :)

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