“I don’t work hard, I work smart!”

I always believed the phrase to mean "do the work in a manner that requires the minimum effort for a satisfactory result." Not "skip doing work you dont want to."

"Work smarter, not harder"

"Dude I fucking asked for a wooden cube and you cut off a huge part of it to make a fucking sphere you dipshit"

exactly dont clean the house the wife will eventually get to it. Then we will fight about it I will shrug my shoulders buy her some flowers and we will make sweet sweet apple pie.

"I don't work"

• unemployed people

"i'm looking for work"

• disabled people

Me. If you dont have all the shit for the work to be smart dont call me for hard work