Some tips to make your League Experience better.

DrProfVibeCheck·4/20/2015, 11:13:57 PM·10 votes·1,477 views

League is a fun game, but there are a few things that can ruin it for players. Here are just a few examples:

-Trolls -Toxic Players -Feeders -AFKers -Cocky Players -And many more!

Today, I will teach you how to best deal with these people (in my experience) while still having fun.

First up, Trolls We've all met that one guy. The Anivia who intentionally walls you. The Trundle who stops your recall. The Bard who Ults you in the middle of a skirmish. The list goes on...

While these guys ARE annoying, don't yell at them. Most of the time, just ignore them. They WANT you to go All-Caps Rage on their ass. For some reason, they get some sexual satisfaction from it. There's nothing you can really do but just be in a good mood. What I do after they troll is usually just laugh it off. A simple "Lol" or "xD" can keep your morale up. Also, sometimes the troll might respect you for that. They may even stop trolling. So, point is, don't feed the troll. That's as simple as I can make it.

Second, Toxic Players Now this, this you can have fun with. There's always that player that's just having a bad day and takes it out on their team. Their the guys who sometimes go All-Caps or just type "wow" before every sentence ("wow, you suck" or "wow go kill urself"). This is how you deal with them: follow along. Make the situation fun/wierd. Let me explain. Here are some examples:

Aggressor: Wow ur retarded. Victim: Hueheueh. Victim: I liek potato

Aggressor: Wow uninstall league you scrub Victim: But if I uninstall league, I could never play with you <3 Aggressor: Wtf ur gay Victim: I thought we had a thing </3 ;-;

Aggressor: So trash. You suck Victim: If I'm trash, I hope ur my garbage man :3 Victim: You can pick me up any day <3

Aggressor: Wow you pussy. Coulda went in on that guy Victim: Meow :3

These are just some examples. Try to be as nonaggressive as you can. It'll make them confused

Thirdly, there are Feeders These people might just might not have their head in the game. They go 0/4 15 minutes in. Sometimes, that's the best they could do at that time. Give em some slack (unless they're cocky or they rage). We've all had bad games. Cheer that fool up of you can. When he does something good, praise them. They do something bad, say something like "Its K bro". Hey, in the end, they might even win your game.

Next, there are those AFKers No matter how it happened, by ragequit, by troll, by internet connection, AFKers can cost games. Don't fret though! Try your best. Go all Battle of 300 up on this bitch. Fight your hardest until the end! Never Surrender!

Lastly, those gosh darn Cocky Players These people are most likely on the enemy team. We've all heard it. 20 minutes in, they're in the lead by 10 kills, you hear these words: "gg 2 ez". When they get a kill: "Get rekt". This people just revel in the fact they're doing better than you. There's only one piece of advice I can give you in this situation. Don't lose. If you want to show up this cocky fartbag, win the game. What happens if you can't win it you ask? At least try to kill the little snot. Just don't BECOME him please.

Well, thats all the advice I can give you. I hope you can heed these tips. Together, we can make League a better place.

7 Comments

Only TurboInt4/21/2015, 1:17:47 PM2 votes

God Fucking bless <3

HazelVicious4/21/2015, 1:46:34 PM2 votes

Oh, Sir Glitterfart, how I love you and your summoner name. Seriously though, great attitude.

arcinex4/21/2015, 7:01:25 PM2 votes

Only one tip needed: /mute all

PP Naruto4/21/2015, 1:43:12 AM1 votes

long story short: fuck everyone that's annoying

Fayme4/21/2015, 3:16:07 PM1 votes

I tend to mute the cocky jerks. I don't wanna risk making a bad play on my part in a #worth moment.

But everything else, dead on. Specially the never surrender part! I don't always win a 4v5 but when I do the feeling is worth the ones I lost.