I'm not complaining about his skillset, it's actually pretty ok. It's the fact that when Bard's little buddies (adorably named "Meeps") appear from the aether, he just mercylessly chucks them at the closest enemy where they gruesomely explode into millions of sparkly bits.
: Evil trumpet noises
#meepsarepeopletoo
Bard is the Rosalina of League.
Throwing their subjects all over the damn place.
Also, can hurl his followers to their deaths, but 
can't have his cigar?
The Meeps love him and would die for him. Bard cleansed them of their sins. He is their lord and saviour. Truly, almighty powerful Lord Bard. (Sounds like a skin already.)
is nice and fat.
He also takes people on a magical journey. http://www.wtfgamersonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/IF-you-know-what-i-mean.png
The first reading is from the book of 
, 4:20.
"The ways of are mysterious and incomprehensible. What he giveth, he can draw back unto himself. And lo, let it be written and pondered."
This is the word of the Meep Lord.
Praise be to .
We cannot comprehend why the bard does what he does
Eh, if I had to hang around with a bunch of little things that just floated around me and made noises
for EONS
I'd be a little tired of them too
I'm hear to assist you.
Throws at enemy
I have served my purpose.
Explosion
waaaa
Plot Twist: Bard doesn't know that the Meeps even exist, and he thinks he's just that strong.
