I'm not complaining about his skillset, it's actually pretty ok. It's the fact that when Bard's little buddies (adorably named "Meeps") appear from the aether, he just mercylessly chucks them at the closest enemy where they gruesomely explode into millions of sparkly bits.
: Evil trumpet noises
Virgin Ray60 votes#meepsarepeopletoo
Lil Gr33n Ghouls33 votesmeepslivesmatter
Wheatloaf9 votesHave you exploded into fairy dust before? Didn't think so. It could be fun, for all you know.
DeynaTaggerung6 votesLike a little mini high as they travel the universe
OverpoweredSoap42 votesBard is the Rosalina of League.
Throwing their subjects all over the damn place.
Hatless Casual4 votesRosalina doesn't get you reported for "troll pick" because you mess up once.
OverpoweredSoap12 votes[{quoted}](name=Hatless Casual,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=hQAeAimE,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2015-08-08T23:30:01.809+0000)
Rosalina doesn't get you reported for "troll pick" because you mess up once.
Yes but you still get called trash if you lose as her.
blueberrypancake1 votesLogged in just to upvote
I just wish Marth was good in Sm4sh
A real troll pick is Ganondorf
That i still beat my friends with
Even in Brawl
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votes...... I win like all the time as Marth. Hes no different then he was before, other then his look. Im a Robin main though, HUGE Awakening fan (Played it on release) Fun fact to those who play the game, the guy who voices Lucina also voices Akali in League.
ArkenStorm2 votesblah. robin is just annoying. I don't like playing as him because I often don't spam per se, but I use mostly physical or mostly special moves in a time period, so I lose his sword/book.
But I play lucario, so there's that. I just wish mewtwo was better :P
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesThat's something you may not understand, Mewtwo is AMAZING, but he requires something very rare for a smash game: Skill. I know a few Mewtwo mains who are unkillale as him.
As for Robin, I almost always win as him unless im against Shiek. Shes too aggressive of a fighter.... That's the thing. Im good as him cause I know how to stall an enemy, or how to melee if necessary. My mains are Marth/Lucina, Robin, Ganandorf(Only cause I play LoZ) and Shulk(also cause im a Xeno fan.)
ArkenStorm1 votesI like shulk as well. See I know mewtwo is strong in the right hands, but what i mean by better is that most of what people play are faster than him animation-wise, and my favorite combo(sideB+short hop+Fair) doesn't work often. I can play just fine and I win most games, just fast characters like pikachu, toon link, sheik, or zero suit I struggle with. Then there is always villager who I just hate with a passion. The teemo of Smash 4. I can beat him he's just FREAKING annoying.
Also I haven't practiced nearly as much with mewtwo as I should to be truly good with him. Lucario I lose ~3% of the time. The only people that I consistently have trouble with are palutena/pit, but I usually win. There isn't really a single character I lose to most of the time though
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesEh. I never had a problem with him. My hatred goes to Zelda, whos teleport has abnormally great launch power(It kills you if your at 30)
Im decent at Mewtwo, but I don't have too strong a desire to play him. Lucario is basically a mega buffed Mewtwo :P We should totally vs sometime. I can show you how a true Robin plays, or we can have a Shulk-Off. My username is LinknFi(I told you, LoZ fan :P) Let me know yours so I know who it is im being friend by :P Doesn't have to be a permanent friendship, just want a match or 2.
EDIT- My hatred is towards Link spammers also. Ironic all the ones on my hate list are LoZ characters.
Aura3011 votesHow the fuck did we go from discussing to Smash Bros tactics.
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesEasy, Someone brought up Like how he kills meeps, Rosalina kills Lumas. And then people started talking about how balanced/unbalanced Rosalina is. And then people gave there opinions on characters.
ArkenStorm1 votesyeah link/toon link is annoying. Disclaimers though: I haven't played in months(I have been playing Alpha sapphire :P) and I was never very good at shulk. but yeah for sure sometime. My username is Arken. (Surprise!)
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesWow what a surprise! Anyway, I OWN Ruby, Saphire, and Emerald for the ds. So I never needed the new one.(Plus, I don't like all the new characters from X/Y and Mega Evolves. Same, ive been playing many other games(Pulled out my old Mystery Dungeon cause I was really bored. Forgot how addictive the game is....)
ArkenStorm1 votessee I don't :P I only ever had an emulator on my phone. I'm with you. I also hate DLC/event-only. I hate it with a passion. BLAH. only reason I got mewtwo for smash was because my friend didn't want the code from the wii u version
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesAh allright. No worries, I gt the dlcs and none of them are truly that great(Roy is INSANELY OP)
So random thing, I like to shout 'Checkmate!' whenever i wn a match as Robin...
ArkenStorm1 votesis he really OP? I liked him in melee, but oh boy if he's OP NOW.... I like the checkmate haha. I always down-taunt as lucario whenever I KO someone.
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesExcept Checkmate isn't one of his taunts :p Its something he says in game. And Imagine Ike's damage. Now give him Marth's speed. Now you have Roy.
Aura3012 votesUpvoted for Lucario
Aura3011 votes...... I win like all the time as Marth. Hes no different then he was before, other then his look. Im a Robin main though, HUGE Awakening fan (Played it on release) Fun fact to those who play the game, the guy who voices Lucina also voices Akali in League.
The guy
THE GUY
THE GUY
I didn't know Laura Bailey was a dude.
PhoenixOfHeaven2 votes.......... Lucina. not Marth. Gotta admit though adding Lucina was a waste, though I do love her dearly :P
Aura3011 votesI meant that it looked like you were implying that the one who voiced Lucina was a dude.
Accidents happen.
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesOh allright....
ArkenStorm1 votesshe is barely different, I think the only difference is that lucina is a girl and her sword deals damage slightly differently
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesI Like her voiceover better. probably the only difference to me.
"Hope shall never die!"
ArkenStorm1 votesyeah. but functionally the same character
PhoenixOfHeaven1 votesI know that. But they have those small differences that make a big difference to fans of the game.
biomaster10 votesi fell its more like olimar and pikmin
Rikari23 votes
she literally blows up a freaking spider.
Spizzle900026 votesAlso, can hurl his followers to their deaths, but 
can't have his cigar?
ClockHead11 votesNono, Graves simply quit his addiction. Not wanting mouth cancer isn't exactly a crime.
Father Cthulhu5 votesYou're not supposed to inhale cigars, so you wouldn't even get lung cancer. Cigars give you mouth cancer.
kJs19 votesThe Meeps love him and would die for him. Bard cleansed them of their sins. He is their lord and saviour. Truly, almighty powerful Lord Bard. (Sounds like a skin already.)
is nice and fat.
rebound218 votesHe also takes people on a magical journey. http://www.wtfgamersonly.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/IF-you-know-what-i-mean.png
gaby1best2 votesFuck yeah. 
blueberrypancake4 votesYou on shrooms? xD
Spizzle900014 votesThe first reading is from the book of 
, 4:20.
"The ways of are mysterious and incomprehensible. What he giveth, he can draw back unto himself. And lo, let it be written and pondered."
This is the word of the Meep Lord.
Praise be to .
iamdestinos3 votesI thought it was from mantras of the manatee?
Ipressbutton10 votesWe cannot comprehend why the bard does what he does
IGotScuttleCrabs5 votesBard doesn't do what Bard does for Bard. Bard does what Bard does because Bard, is Bard.
So says Bard.
Narasimha10 votesEh, if I had to hang around with a bunch of little things that just floated around me and made noises
for EONS
I'd be a little tired of them too
Rew7118 votesI'm hear to assist you.
Throws at enemy
I have served my purpose.
Explosion
waaaa
JustMyBassCannon4 votesPlot Twist: Bard doesn't know that the Meeps even exist, and he thinks he's just that strong.
