For all my Satan Worshippers

Pupel·7/12/2015, 5:26:48 PM·15 votes·1,590 views

If you enjoy watching you opponents rage as they trip over shroom after shroom here is a few tips that can secure you some unsuspecting kills.

  1. When shrooming in jungles place then next to jungle camps as it will cause the camp to agro them and they will take considerable more damage (gromp hits pretty hard).
  2. Teemo is at his best when he is split pushing but if you need to team fight hurricane is a must purchase. You will be able to focus a front liner while still hitting squishier target even if they are out of your auto range.
  3. Teemo scales better with pen early than AP. Sorc boots and spooky mask (Haunting Guise) are very good first items
  4. Even if you go top lane don't take TP just don't if the enemy team is smart they will know where you will be and blow you up
  5. This is a big one. MAKE USE OF YOUR PASSIVE. I have made so many kills camping a spot where I knew they enemy would walk into me. The attk speed buff is great for quickly bursting down a wandering squishy also if you can stealth before a fight you can quickly surprise the enemy.

Just a few tips for my fellow evil doers ill answer any question if you have em. Keep calm and let the enemy rage on.

15 Comments

Cindikle7/12/2015, 5:43:03 PM6 votes

But with TP I can go bot lane, plant 3 shrooms, then port top lane after the jungler is sick of trying to tank through my forest.

Just think of the rage.

Rinky Dinky7/12/2015, 5:40:59 PM6 votes

But muh tp meta

woobee7/13/2015, 2:57:17 AM2 votes

Also, DON'T STACK SHROOMS. SRS.

Avios17/12/2015, 7:36:09 PM1 votes

Well Well Well, I don't think I would find another main around here. As one of the few true Teemo Players, I agree with this, but I prefer to go Nashor's, Liandry's, then Void staff, so that their MR is useless, and I prefer to come from the sides or camp and come from behind in a teamfight. Meanwhile, hahaha!

~avi

TheFlashlessGod7/12/2015, 11:40:57 PM1 votes

TBH teemo wiht bc and rage blade is brokken get them item 3020 and even pan has problems with this

RottedApples7/13/2015, 2:42:59 AM1 votes

well, liandries is no longer shit. so the haunting guise isn't bad. hurricane i completely disagree with. If you are the big damage threat on the team then sure but i prefer nashors tooth and/or lick bane q+aa can do a lot with a lick bane.

2 more things,

  1. When shrooming don't just go for the bushes. The shrooms are invisible so they don't need to be there. Just put them where people are going to walk, If they walk in the bush THEN put it in the bush, but don't beeline straight for it. put some thought into it.
  2. Don't be afraid of ad/onhit builds. I prefer playing ad teemo at least against the tanky top lane threats. If i'm against someone who is squishier then ap will usually work better. Also you become hard to itemize against because even when you build some ad items you still do a considerable amount of magic damage, enough to warrant sorc shoes even, especially if you have a wits end in your build.
Remlap12237/13/2015, 5:28:00 AM1 votes

Every time I see a player spreading the word of Satan to make him even more wall-fistingly tilt inducing.

A Superb Villain7/12/2015, 6:40:13 PM1 votes

I loathe Teemo, but I love suffering.

Evil approved.

CptErikku7/12/2015, 7:26:58 PM1 votes

This is all really good advice, though i find that tp can be good if you are very aware of your enemies jungle. Also one.

E should only be taken up to lvl 4 as the extra damage in your Q will go much further in my experience.