THE BEST APRIL FOOLS IDEA YET
So, when you're in the Jungle, all the creatures act all nice and friendly, speaking coherent English and treating you with manners and respect.
But when you start attacking them, they start crying out for help and yelling things like, "I'll protect you, my children!" and "Mommy! NO!!!!" and "You killed my son!!! How DARE you!!??!?"