When Tahm Kench eats Lulu, he should say that it tasted purple!

Wumachine·6/26/2015, 12:31:58 PM·826 votes·68,576 views

"Yup, that tasted purple!"

109 Comments

Riotmoonstones6/26/2015, 5:28:22 PM231 votes

O_____O

Confron7a7ion76/27/2015, 6:45:39 AM52 votes

If he spits a minion at Sion he should say "You can't hide behind Delicacy!" Eats Azir "Good old fashion southern chicken!" Eats Anivia "Refreshing" Eats Fizz Nami "Sushi aint really my style" Eats Gragas "That made me tipsy"

junglerboy166/26/2015, 12:51:15 PM26 votes

GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE UPVOTES!

Keagn6/26/2015, 8:43:35 PM25 votes

"Why, is that purple I taste?"

"Come to think of it, that did taste purple."

"Purple is an absolute delicacy."

Idek anymore. Riot just make it so.

gafratt6/28/2015, 4:16:54 PM25 votes

eatsSion "Bleh. I prefer my meat fresh" eatsGangplank "Hmm. Do I detect oranges?" eatsZyra "Always room for a salad"

Naagiinii3/6/2016, 4:45:17 AM11 votes

AatroxVladimir "Bleh. I prefer my meats well done" Ahri "Soul food is always fulfilling" Akali "Balanced diets? Preposterous." Alistar "Can you milk those?" Amumu "Yuck. Rotten and expired." Anivia "Ah, how revitalizing." AnnieBrand "Too hot! Too hot!!!! AsheBraum "Brain freeze...ughh" Azir "Nothing like some good ol fried chicken!" Bard ....interesting. Blitzcrank "How shocking." "

XxxLumberJackxxX6/26/2015, 7:42:39 PM9 votes

What about when he eats chogath? Nomomomoomomom

Ars Techne4/12/2016, 2:06:18 AM9 votes

Eats Diana: "Nothin like a moon lit dinnah" Eats Veigar: "Just a little snack" Eats Nasus: "Who knew dog could taste so good?" Eats Shaco: "That tastes a little funny" Eats Syndra: "Ah, boba!" Eats Braum: "Needs a little tenderizen"

Gamemaster Anth6/27/2015, 5:44:53 AM6 votes

So does that mean if he eats Brand he'll pull a Ralph Wiggums and say "It tastes like BURNING!" then?

waterpixel4/28/2016, 1:30:46 PM6 votes

Nasus Warwick ooh chinese food

TheFireFlight12/21/2015, 4:29:58 PM4 votes

These quotes would be great for a Tahm Kench Legendary skin :3

KayVaugn6/26/2015, 6:39:05 PM4 votes

This NEEDS to be a thing riot D:

Pastramka6/27/2015, 12:04:48 AM3 votes

And when he spits her out - should he say: "Too purple…much too purple."

Zorsus6/27/2015, 7:14:36 AM2 votes

so much possibilities with this champion..

Valderis Vandala11/12/2015, 12:15:28 AM2 votes

Lulu main approved, have by bump good sir.

Morgydoodle6/27/2015, 12:29:31 AM2 votes

Guinness

Leroyswish6/27/2015, 1:12:30 AM2 votes

10/10 would purple again

jameslee12346/26/2015, 6:42:27 PM2 votes

I like purple.

Emerald Fang10/24/2016, 12:24:13 AM2 votes

666 upvotes?

Chespin20136/27/2015, 12:30:06 AM2 votes

we need a quote for when he eats zac too

Ch1l1C0nCarnag36/26/2015, 4:23:59 PM2 votes

Tahm Kench has one of those voices where you can literally imagine him saying ANYTHING! So this works incredibly well. The easier it is to imagine, the better. Well played.

Meeks0116/26/2015, 3:58:02 PM2 votes

More likely to get noticed on Reddit. Rito replies to every thread on the front page.

Ars Techne7/4/2016, 12:23:25 AM2 votes

Got some more

Eats Illaoi: "Mhmmm, Calimari" Eats Brand: "That was hot" Eats Aurelion Sol: "Dragon? Tasted more like Chicken" Eats Yorick: "Tastes a little... Dead" Eats Master YI: "Ah, a meal on the go" Eats Aatrox: "Ooo, that ones (hicups) fighting back" Eats Volibear: "I almost couldn't bare that one... Almost" Eats Cho'Gath: "That one had a little bite to it" Eats Velkoz: "Oh god (regurgitates) that wasn't calamari" Eats Azir: "Tastes like Chicken" Eats Nami: "Ah, sashimi" Eats Swain: "That tasted like chicken too" Eats Jihn: "What an entrancing meal" Eats Taric: "That meal was dazzling" Eats Zac: "Ooo, snozeberries" Eats Kah'zic: "Mama told me bugs had protein" Eats Zyra: "What a refreshing salad" Eats Anivia: "Ah, chicken" Eats Kayle: "That was divine" Eats Rammus: "Turtle soup? Don't mind if I do"

Elijah Prophet6/28/2015, 2:49:05 AM1 votes

Vel Koz "MMMM calamari!"

DeracadaVenom10/25/2018, 4:29:42 AM1 votes

eats rammus or Kayn

Hm, pointy