Bring Urgot's Nipple Back!

Epic Lad·10/22/2014, 3:58:01 AM·985 votes·66,964 views

Not long ago, Riot made a terrible mistake. They chose to rework the once-mighty Urgot's splash art and remove his incredible nipple which not only defined him as a character but confirmed Riot as open-minded regarding fat men with gorgeous areola.

It is up to us ladies and gentlemen (probably mostly gentlemen) to stand up! Now is the time to rise! Tell riot we have HAD ENOUGH discrimination toward Urgot and his vibrant milk duds. Together we can restore him to his former glory and reclaim his rightful position as the top notch nip.

Lets get 1000 votes! WE MUST BE HEARD!

Update 11-24-2015 Ladies, gentlemen, and gloriously obese gentlemen I submit to you an idea. Imagine, if you will, a world in which non-censored male chest chews are freely adorned by not only the young and beautiful women of league such as Miss Fortune, Cassiopeia, Taric, and Jinx (sort of)...but by the one true king of rings... URGOT! You have shown your support but now is not the time to falter. We must NEVER GIVE UP! Make your voices heard! Cry out in the name of nips!

94 Comments

FarRockBF10/22/2014, 1:56:56 PM247 votes

Ridiculous! We demand THREE nipples as compensation!

Im Duke Nukem10/22/2014, 4:52:14 AM59 votes

bring back boobgot or we riot

Ophelfromhell10/22/2014, 5:19:58 PM58 votes

I agree Urgot is a true american hero like Rambo.Look at how in his Giant enemy Crabgot skin he is saving a chik from drowning.

http://www.mobafire.com/images/champion/skins/portrait/urgot-giant-enemy-crabgot.jpg

He doesn't use a shirt cause he got tired of wiping the blood and tears of his enemies.XinZhao

Caezium10/22/2014, 1:52:21 PM45 votes

We need his nipples to play him. He is literally unplayable without his nipples.

Leon96210/22/2014, 11:35:48 PM35 votes

Bump for Urgot justice. He may have lost his life, his legs, and his arm, but, by god, we're not going to let him lose his nipple, are we?! http://elohell.net/public/comments/original/de5b21e6f687383ef4478d93c7109109.png This should be the new splash, with nipples obviously.

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Epic Lad10/22/2014, 10:20:51 PM26 votes

Thank you all for your ongoing support. At this rate, we may never get anything accomplished! Keep up the mediocre work!

MrBuffington10/22/2014, 4:11:04 AM25 votes

Bring Urgot's Nipple Back!

Just one?

42190788_DEL10/22/2014, 4:37:26 PM17 votes

What if Urgot is actually a woman and it was deemed as pornography.

Ulquiorra99510/22/2014, 12:58:09 PM13 votes

Notice how they conveniently placed hoses (which don't exist on his in-game model) to censor his nipples.

Smell My Sack7/12/2015, 5:34:41 AM11 votes

Yeah bring Urgot the nipples he deserves. I whipped this nipple-like image up in Photoshop to support the nipple-like cause!

Itzon10/22/2014, 7:13:49 PM10 votes

Hastag: #nipplegate

you heard it here first

OyddAWqJ5r10/22/2014, 11:12:43 PM10 votes

Riot just told Urgot he ain't got no nipples

xGvPx12/7/2014, 11:46:35 AM9 votes

...but...you can't milk those Alistar Annie

HeresyUntoFedex10/26/2014, 7:06:24 PM9 votes

Was going to make a sarcastic comment, then realized how freakin serious this is. GIVE US BACK DAT NIPPLE RITO! He criz ever nite! item 3070 Urgot item 3070

The Öutcast10/24/2014, 2:00:14 AM8 votes

Urgot to be kidding me

HappyFunTimeHour10/22/2014, 5:59:17 PM7 votes

Omg. Im'm laughing so hard. Chest pain.

Mannysmoker10/22/2014, 1:58:33 PM7 votes

Looks like riot doesn't want nipples on man. look at Kassadin and Malzahar

Epic Lad10/23/2014, 11:34:31 PM7 votes

Thank you for all of your support. It means so much to me that you are all visiting this post. I actually told my girlfriend about it. But she doesn't seem all too interested in our cause but more or less concerned that I find urgot so attractive. Although we still have a long way to go, I am beginning to believe this might actually get a red response. Keep up the puns and hard trolling!

DevourerOfDonuts10/23/2014, 2:12:27 AM6 votes

I tried to upvote this and it said "You are not authorized." Titty unauthorized.

News Channel 510/22/2014, 4:50:49 PM5 votes

Alistar

Lowkey Weeb10/23/2014, 3:37:54 AM5 votes

Show us boobs or we riot

Pandemic Punch10/22/2014, 6:08:28 PM4 votes

Crabgot nipples.

creech8110/23/2014, 3:24:46 AM4 votes

Nipples or quit.

Rustling Bush5/24/2015, 12:41:25 AM4 votes

Braum : you mad urgot? i got 2

Tannhäuser Gate10/27/2014, 12:55:43 AM4 votes

Bump for justice (and nipples)

ADC vs Rengar2/12/2016, 9:38:47 AM3 votes

#FreeTheNipple

Vellich0r10/23/2014, 1:47:26 AM3 votes

Bump for the lovely lumps!

OP Baked Potato10/23/2014, 12:37:15 AM3 votes

BRING BACK THE NIPPLE

K1LL3R0F4LL10/26/2014, 11:43:29 PM3 votes

We Want Nipples!!!!

iEpicFailLoL2/8/2015, 12:35:58 AM3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Epic Lad,realm=NA,application-id=A8FQeEA8,discussion-id=GZrJcI9s,comment-id=,timestamp=2014-10-22T03:58:01.633+0000)

Not long ago, Riot made a terrible mistake. They chose to rework the once-mighty Urgot's splash art and remove his incredible nipple which not only defined him as a character but confirmed Riot as open-minded regarding fat men with gorgeous areola.

It is up to us ladies and gentlemen (probably mostly gentlemen) to stand up! Now is the time to rise! Tell riot we have HAD ENOUGH discrimination toward Urgot and his vibrant milk duds. Together we can restore him to his former glory and reclaim his rightful position as the top notch nip.

Lets get 1000 votes! WE MUST BE HEARD!

What I saw: "WE MUST BE HARD" What was written: "WE MUST BE HEARD"

Saoquim11/3/2015, 12:40:08 PM3 votes

Urgot "You can't beat me. So join me. I need a good pair of legs nipples."

Supreme Frog11/19/2015, 12:11:15 AM2 votes

lol

Nikoyopu12/15/2015, 3:47:35 AM2 votes

Obligatory "Graves can't have a cigar" joke.

iHeim 10/17/2015, 9:16:17 PM2 votes

Alistar can i milk those?