Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You, the MLG Line of skins!

Doctor Dyment·3/6/2015, 5:15:01 AM·2 votes·640 views

Dankmaster Darius: Gets an assist with more than three people, he says "Wombo Combo." If he gets a triple kill, he shouts "Oh baby a triple! Oh yeah!" His ax is made out of mountain dew boxes, but cut into the shape of an ax. He constantly spouts about eating Doritos, and that he is too proh 4 u. Milady Twisted Fate: He thrown his fedoras at people, and his taunt is "My euphoria levels are off the charts" and "You aren't an alpha male like me." His joke is "Looks like good guys do finish last." He can buy Rabadank's Fedora, and says "Nice meme" every time he gets a kill. MLG Varus: His bow is the Intervention rifle, and he gets one hundred percent critical kills if he spins in a circle. If he gets a kill, everyone in the game, ally or enemy, gets text that says "Get rekt skrub." His joke is "Smoke weed erryday" and if he gets a triple kill, he says "Oh baby a triple!" He carries a bag of Doritos and constantly says he craves Mountain Dew. Quickscope Caitlyn: She uses the L9A1 from Black Ops 1, and when she uses her ult she says "Ready ur anus for me bollets."

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Rustling Bush3/6/2015, 5:19:04 AM1 votes
Enkidusmurf3/6/2015, 6:58:30 AM1 votes

This sounds hilarious, and I would totally buy the TF one. But I'm not sure this is actually comprehensible sans drugs.