The Best Skin Ever - Shrek Sion

***ARE YOU READY FOR THE SHREKONING?!?!? ***

Listen up kiddies, as I'm about to show you the best skin concept ever devised: Shrek Sion (3250 RP - Ultimate Skin)

First, what we do is replace Sion's new model and put Shrek in his place. This is okay, as Shrek is bigger AND meaner than Sion. We then replace his axe with either a giant onion plant or Donkeh's dead corpse. Both of these items are truly terrifying and will strike fear into all that oppose Shrek.

**Passive - Glory in Death **

Upon dying, Shrek will revive in a temporary, howling frenzy, rushing at anyone and crushing them to pieces with his meaty ogre hands.

Q - Decimating Strike

This will be very similar to default Sion, except we will replace the axe with either of the aforementioned weapon choices.

W - Soul Furnace

Passively, Shrek will absorb the lifeforce of all that he kills, slowly gaining more and more layers (like onions!) until he becomes immortal. He'll actively summon a white onion shield* of these souls, and will do burst damage around him if he lets it charge. None shall be spared.

*Thanks to The Necron for that idea.

E - Roar of the Slayer

Shrek will bellow in a direction and send a foe flying into everyone else. For reference, http://youtu.be/rmn12HszN8c?t=3m33s

R - Unstoppable Onslaught

On cast Shrek will go into MAXIMUM OGREDRIVE, charging in the cursor's direction while screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!?", which can be heard globally. Shrek will be immune to CC and will crush any puny minions in his way.

If Shrek manages to hit an enemy champion, he will knock them up and deal damage based on how far he has traveled. Additionally, if he hits a champ, the Summoner's Rift music cuts out to Smash Mouth's "All-Star" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt03OgLpWo), the theme song of the Shrekoning, which will remain on for all players until Shrek is out of combat.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Playtime is ogre.