Greg; The Underpaid Graduate Student

I snarily wrote this in another thread, and it wasn't the worst, so i thought I'd leave it here:

Greg; The Underpaid Graduate Student

Skills

Passive - Skillless. Due to an alarming lack of skills, your passive gold generation takes an extra second. You should have gone to Business School, Greg.

Q - Caffine Bomb: Gives you a +15% Armor bonus, and a +10% MS bonus for 4 seconds. For when you were on site at 7 a.m., and class begins at 7:00 p.m., Greg.

W - FOMO: You're poor and never have cash. Channeling this FOMO, you planes shift and are untargetable for 2 seconds.

E - Crushed Dreams: unleashing a scathing blog post on nearby enemies about how you're never going to climb the corporate ladder, all nearby enemy units and champions suffer a 75% decrease in MS. Because you should have gone to Business School, I don't know how many times I need to tell you (Greg).

R - Maybe I'll just quit and become a bartender: You give up on life, become a gypsy, and get a sleeve tattoo. You hurl a cocktail at a predefined location. Enemy units hit my your cocktail are charmed for 2 seconds, and give you an additional 15 gold.

Lore:

Greg, wandering Runeterra for eons finally got sick of his family asking him when he was going to get a real job decided to go to the Institute of War. Initially excited, his parents became crestfallen when he said he was going for Environmental Management instead of for his MBA. Shunned from his family, and with no where else to go, Greg wandered the lands for years, attempting to take up residence in most major cities. With no engineering, agricultural, or militaristic skills, Greg took refuge in the last place a no good, down-on-his-luck bum like him could go: The Bildgewater (because it has affordable rent).

There, he found a bar that needed someone who knew wtf a Mai Tai was, and who could fix the Keno machine. Greg scraped by for a year until he became the quickest hand on the docks, slinging all manner of spirit and brews until he became legend amongst the sailers and nightwalkers alike. Finally earning some half decent respect in his life, he realized he needed to make his family proud, and the best way to do that was on the fields of justice.

Roles

Greg is a tank melee character that excels in baiting skill shots, and setting up CC for his ADC. Use FOMO to bait skill shots but remember, Greg must be sure that his ADC isn't behind him, or he might just put his ADC in a worse position.

Well placed Ultimates should be combo'd into a Caffine bomb to close the gap, and a Crushed Dreams to slow all enemies in the area. Remember to save FOMO in case this amazing combo isn't followed up on by your ADC, who has a Finance Degree from Wharton, and you shouldn't really criticize him.