Some new item ideas / changes.

Edit: Apparently, satire aimed at the abysmal state of balance belongs in this forum. Okay then.

These items will all be super fair, balanced items, don't worry!

The Black Staff

* 60 AP

* 10% CDR

* Unique Passive: Victory: Any time you hit a target with a spell, they lose half of their MR for 8 seconds, and you gain +50% movement speed for 3 seconds.

The Balanced Book

* 75 AP

* 10% CDR

* Unique Passive: Healthy: 20% of any damage you take is dealt over 3 seconds as true damage instead of immediately.

* Unique Passive: Balanced: Heal for 30% of all damage you do.

The Healthy Sword

* 80 AP

* Unique Passive: Healthy Gameplay: You heal for 30% of all the damage you do, and this healing can overheal you, creating a shield for a quarter of your health. Decays while out of combat for 30 seconds.

The Edgy Stick

* 75 AP

* 30 magic pen

* Unique Active: Edgy: Create a shield that blocks the next ability cast on you

The Mouth of Invincibility

• 80 AP

• 20% CDR

• Unique Passive: Immortality: When you fall below 50% health, create a shield for half your health and gain 20% spellvamp and ability power until you exit combat.

The Sightsword

• 80 AP

• 30 magic pen

• +20% movement speed out of combat

• Unique Passive: Sightsword: You have a permanent red trinket around you that goes on a 30s CD when you spot a ward.

• Unique Passive: Sneaky: Your first attack after not being visible does 20% extra true damage.

The Anti-Fuck Up Button

• 80 AP

• 20% CDR

• Unique Active: Super Pro: Removes all disables on you and increases your MS by 70% for 3 seconds.

The Stat Stick

• 100 AP

• 20% CDR

• Unique Passive: Stats: Your spells do double damage for no reason.

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We're also goinna change AP champs so that they only need to build one AP item and then literal full tank but still have enough damage to one shot you (or kill you within ~2s). We're also goinna remove the CDR cap for AP champs, so that they can use their spells twice a second. We're ALSO goinna remove mana, 'cause resources are lame and give too much counterplay.

Trust me, these changes will make the game much more balanced, and will reward skillful play moreso than mediocre play.