The new One Punch Man anime is out...
So we should have a champ themed after him.
The One
Abilities: (Passive) Hobby Hero: The One does not gain gold passively because he is unemployed. The One pays little attention, so he will not leave the well unless at least 3 allies have died in the past two minutes. The One cannot attack structures because he's afraid of the damage costs. The One cannot attack non-epic jungle monsters, since he likes animals.
(Q) Hero in Motion: The One gains 10000% movement speed for forty minutes, or until death. While active, he leaps over any terrain in his path.
(W) Secret Training (Passive) Every time The One auto-attacks, the unit takes 200% of their maximum HP in Pure damage. (If you don't know, Pure damage is what the Obelisk does, which can get through Tryn and Kayle's ultimates.)
(E) Hero's Endurance: The One is immune to all Crowd control abilities. The One cannot be damaged, except by an enemy One. This turns the game into a 4v4, as both Ones will be confused and trade blows for the remainder of the match.
(R) Coincidental timing: If The One slays an enemy who was recently in combat with the last living ally, that ally will gain the gold for the kill instead of The One.