Upvote if you don't own Teemo

Just curious who else doesn't own Satan Teemo. I've been around since the very end of S3 and haven't bought him at request of my former college roommate. At first, I didn't understand his request. Now, with more knowledge of the game and my stockpiled IP since I have all the rune pages I could ever need and the champs I'll ever play, I have but the lone Teemo left in my shop that will never be purchased, since I know the true depth of those evil squinted eyes.