Every single LoL player categorized by what champ they main (part 1)

Disclaimer: These are gross generalizations and are not meant to be taken seriously. At least not 100%

• The players with "main character/carry syndrome" : It is up to ME to carry this game! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I AM THE DESTINED! THE REST OF MY TEAM ARE POOR, WEAK NOOBS/SCRUBS WHO THE ANIME GODS HAVE ENTRUSTED ME TO CARRY THEM TO THE PROMISED LAND! FOR I AM (insert summoner name here), MASTER OF ALL FOUR ELEMENTS, HERO OF THE WORLD!

These players will often:

1. Flash into the entire enemy team, looking to make a lCs bIG pLaY but more often then not they'll just die
2. Go 5/1 or 0/5 in lane (they always manage to die somehow). There is no in-between
3. Flame their team (usually their jungler) if things go wrong (it was YOUR job to gank for ME! I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER! ! ! !). Also, they refuse to be carried and would rather just sit in base spamming ff.
4. Say "git gud" or "ggez" at the end of matches, even when they finish 1/10/3
5. Claim they're on a smurf. They're usually not.
6. Watch highlight videos of Faker/Bjergsen/TheShy/Doublelift and try to copy them in game/watch LCS but only pay attention to the big flashy plays and not pick/ban or general strategies (wave management, pathing, etc)

• The weebs : Ehehehehe I swear, I'm playing the game with 2 hands.

These players will often:

1. Use a skin. Usually the priciest one/prestige, or the one that's the "hottest" to them (think K:DA/Pool Party/Star Guardian).
2. Suffer minor symptoms of "main character syndrome" (such as attempting the flashy plays)
3. Look up fanart on google images/imgur/reddit and ... less safe places
4. Watch all the Riot clips like RISE
5. Roleplay during game (such as saying stuff like uwu to give off the vibe they're female - the gender of the champ they're playing - when in reality they're male)
6. Play rotating game modes like URF/Star Guardian/Nexus Blitz more than classic summoner's rift

• The aggressive top laners . Riven and Yasuo also apply here. COME AND FIGHT ME YOU BITCH! AHAHAHAH, WHAT? ARE YOU A COWARD? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY? SERIOUSLY, YOU CAN'T EVEN 1v1 ME? YOU HAD TO CALL YOUR JUNGLER AAAAAAND YOUR MID LANER?

These players will often:

1. Fight their enemy laner like the end goal of the game is to kill the enemy 1v1 as many times as possible. Warning: they will not stop even if behind. As in, 0/5 50 cs down behind.
2. Splitpush 100% of the time and not group up for important objectives, even when they have teleport (but they'll usually have ignite)
3. Ignore all other parts of the map besides top lane. As such, they're pretty oblivious to jg ganks and mid roams and even lane swaps.
4. Think their enemy laner is a pussy for picking one of the next group of champions (you'll see later)
5. Always ask for jungle ganks even when the situation isn't good/they don't need them
6. Say 1v1 me in the post game lobby to anyone who criticizes them. Doesn't matter if it was enemy team or ally team.

• The passive(?) top laners : "We're not really passive, we just aren't dumb XD"

These players will often:

1. Never push the lane and will only last hit. They're fine with getting shoved into tower.
2. Only poke their opposing laner, never look for an all in fight. As such they almost always take teleport with the exception of Quinn.
3. Use teleport to get back to lane
4. Probably watched Sky Williams if they're an old school player
5. Spam ping their jungler the heck away from their lane
6. Never try to make plays, they will use danger pings all the time. Usually flash away from fights with ult up.

• The sadists (Shadow Assassin) : "Hey (insert enemy summoner name here)! Better not leave fountain! XDDDDDDDDDDDD"

These players will often:

1. Pick on one player during the match. If they're the jungler, they will camp one lane and one lane only.
2. BM in all chat throughout the game, saying "ez kill" or "get used to having that grey screen" or "say I'm your daddy and I won't kill you". Will also spam taunt/laugh in your face sometimes (though most of the time they're invisible)
3. Steal as many camps as possible
4. Buy sweeper really early on in the game
5. Rage in all chat when things don't go their way ("So lucky" "That champ is so OP" "Teams fault, didn't play around me")
6. Make the game unfun to play for everyone involved besides themselves

• E-girls

These players will often:

1. Sit back in lane and play really passively. When support it looks like they're afk until they press their one point/click shield/heal
2. Have a skin - not the most "sexy" one though, but the one that looks the "cutest" (like SG Jinx, etc)
3. Be in a duo with a higher rated player
4. Panic when someone on the enemy team starts earnestly attacking them
5. Play league once every 2 months
6. Not be female. They're just too lazy to learn the game and settle for janna

There's going to be a part 2 covering junglers/mage mains/bot laners. Stay tuned!