The Marvelous Misadventures of a Boards Nay-Sayer
Once upon a time, there was a Boards Nay-Sayer who would always contradict the theories and ideas of the players of Legion of Longjohns. It all began with the sisterhood of a pair of Championes, Vii and Janks. "They're not related!" the Nay-Sayer said, despite all the hints that told such. Next, the possibility of a console release of Legion of Longjohns. "There's no way that the game will ever come to consoles! That's as possible as the game coming to mobile, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!" Next, the father-daughter relationship between two more Championes, Kin Da Ass and Kai's Ass. Ignoring their stories, ignoring Kai's Ass's quotes which not only allude to Kin Da Ass being her father but directly considering him as such, the Nay-Sayer repeatedly denied it with a resounding "Nah, that's just speculation!"
One day, something simply amazing happened. Gravelord Rito, the developer behind Legion of Longjohns, released a Fist Decaversary video! In the video, an anime was displayed detailing the childhood of Vii and Janks! The Nay-Sayer took a hit, it seems like. But wait, there's more! Not just console releases of Legion of Longjohns but a mobile release as well! Ouch! That Nay-Sayer sure felt defeat! A fighting game! A cardthingy game! Wow, so much! Yet another nay was said, one which almost every educated player said was possible. Not the Nay-Sayer, though. What's education in the face of a potential Nay!? A new Champione was accidentally leaked, relating to Lucci. The Boards Nay-Sayer repeatedly considered all who believed the leak to be fools. The Boards Nay-Sayer said they were delusional, that it was impossible, that apparently those players didn't pay attention to the lore. Well, that Nay-Sayer must surely feel dumb, because that's exactly who was revealed. She escaped Thrash's clutches. Lucci saved her! Too bad Nay-Sayer! You can't deny her now! She's coming to stay, whether you Nay-Say or not! Our very first Marksman Support! AND HER NAME IS JOAN CENNA!!
Well, Boards Nay-Sayer. Let this be a lesson against your baseless Nay-Saying. Sometimes, you should just let the people dream. It's not your job to crush them.