Okay, seriously... its been almost a week an Gangplanks still disabled???

Phife·Aug 17, 2015·31 votes·2,659 views

I wanna use up my freelo points while they're still active!

37 Comments

PopePancakeAug 17, 201527 votes

nah he died again

This time he'll come back with a wooden leg!

Arch Mage MagnusAug 18, 20157 votes

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nah he died again

This time he'll come back with a wooden leg!

Or morbidly obese

Blue Moon WolfAug 18, 20151 votes

or both... and a robo eye :D

ChaosThiefAug 18, 20151 votes

Gangplank isn't fat though...

But if he eats too many oranges, he might be.

Tentacle LoveAug 17, 20157 votes

MissFortune "When I deal with my problems, I deal with them."

Blue Moon WolfAug 18, 20151 votes

for about 160 bucks an hour .__. (I'll show myself out thank you, I know where the door is at this point)

Only Play DariusAug 17, 20154 votes

It's pretty obnoxious considering he was disabled for a week a little while ago.

It's starting to get out of hand.

Teridax68Aug 18, 20154 votes

And from last time, it looks like his hand got out of him.

... too soon?

Emperor TimeAug 17, 20153 votes

Bro didn't you hear, they scrapped GP completely so he wont be coming back this time.

PhifeAug 17, 20152 votes

I guess he was a bit strong.

Lunar3dgeAug 18, 20153 votes

Dammit Miss Fortune, we said no more shooting champions.

disregardableAug 17, 20152 votes

It's been 2 weeks since Riot released the HUD scaling glitch, and they haven't even said that they're going to fix it.

PhifeAug 17, 20151 votes

lmao, whats that?

disregardableAug 18, 20152 votes

http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1438912746/HudTextIssues.jpg

The tab and numbers on items look like that too. The numbers overlap when they're double digits. People with high resolution screens are basically playing with no information right now. :D For two weeks.

ScrimshäwAug 17, 20152 votes

wait, riven's disabled?

PhifeAug 17, 20153 votes

GP > riven, bro

ChaosThiefAug 18, 20154 votes

Riven > GP though. I mean come on, even her blade is broken, how much more broken could you get?

PhifeAug 18, 20159 votes

GP's ship.

ModAcademy KaynAug 18, 201510 votes

GP's arm.

Hard PenetratorAug 18, 20157 votes

GP's pride.

TheFirstGokunAug 18, 20151 votes

Most morbid comment thread.

iainB85Aug 18, 20152 votes

Remember all the comments from Riot staff ensuring that he was disabled purely for lore reasons, despite all the evidence to the contrary? LOL

ViashinoWizardAug 18, 20152 votes

Unfortunately, a trade embargo on oranges has left Gangplank unable to eat them and be k

KrigjerAug 17, 20151 votes

Probably a big enough issue that they're waiting for the next patch release to fix it.

Lil Gr33n GhoulsAug 18, 20151 votes

I just want to use that fancy free skin they gave us :(

Teridax68Aug 18, 20151 votes

It's part of MissFortune 's new plot. Instead of oranges, Gangplank got lemons and limes.

TransgressorAug 18, 20151 votes

Check the code, fix a small bug, 2 new little bugs in the code. Fix 2 small bugs, 8 new little bugs in the code. Fix 8 little bugs in the code, system crash.

And it sure doesn't help coding everything as minions either. But hey, I'm not getting payed to debug, wait, in fact, I'm not getting payed for anything.

...Uhm, what were we walking about again?

Karn BishopAug 18, 20151 votes

I don't particularly mind, GP is garbage vs high mobility champions in lane, so 96% of the league roster.

IcyPepperAug 18, 20151 votes

I don't particularly mind,

I think everyone should be able to play their favorite champions, and that not caring about a specific one being disabled is a little selfish.

Guy Fox TeemoAug 18, 20151 votes

You sir have never seen a good GP if you think he's garbage he does INSANE amounts of damage if you know how to use his barrels properly and his base stats are freaking ridiculous

Karn BishopAug 18, 20151 votes

Selective reading much? I said he is bad vs champions with the mobility to deny his setup times with barrels. I never stated he never did damage, i said he is trash vs anyone with good mobility to easily escape his only source of real damage, his barrels.

Heck it's not even that hard to avoid them if your not mobile, just play GP once measure the barrel chain trigger distance and farm outside of his barrel range from a bush. GP is far too reliant on Barrel usage to ensure a win, and does no damage without them.

In fact GP's current state is just like Old ahri before her mini rework, she was so reliant on landing her E that if you missed it you were either dead from the trade or so low that your forced to recall.

R2D20Aug 18, 20151 votes

GP Died, he'll come back as Project GP.

BlkGolemAug 18, 20151 votes

The biggest pirate event (also the only one) ever and they disable Gangplank on the grounds that he died even though he didn't actually so idk why he still isn't back... If it's a bug its fun to say he's dead but maybe say that his arm actually did fall off his ingame model and you can't reattach it or something if he's bugged.

g07h4xf00Aug 18, 20151 votes

That's because Gangplank had that bug where he basically got free extra gold for last hitting no matter what. Check his stats on champion.gg his gold earned is insane.