Riot: We understand someone was trolling and/or left the game

We get that you didn't cause the problem and that you had 0 control over stopping it, we noticed instead of surrendering you tried your hardest and stuck it out and, hey look at that you almost won. Surely if you had another player the game was definitely yours to win. Everyone reported that player as well, so here's what we're gonna do.

We're gonna kick you out of your promos, take away some of your LP, autofill you into your worst role next game as you haven't been autofilled in awhile.

BUT WAIT here's the catch, the guy that cost you all of this? Guess what we're doing to him. 5 MINUTE WAIT TIMER ON HIS NEXT 3 GAMES =D THAT'LL TEACH THEM.

Players: B-but can't we just be given that LP back? It's not like we're abusing the report system, you have proof he caused us to lose..

Riot: Nah, you don't deserve to be a higher rank since you didn't win that game. You deserve to have your teammates op.gg you and try to tilt you because you didn't have a perfect kda in a 4v5 and go on a losing spree

Players:....

Riot: now give us money for this new ahri skin we're coming out with or we'll buff lux again.

Note: This was mostly meant as a joke but it's not in memes and games because I know some people will make an actual discussion out of it if I put it there