Person: Yea, we have a bunch come on in and grab them Me: Cool, i'll be there in a bit Person: So who do you play on league? Me: Shaco Person: Sorry, we just ran out of RP cards
Then he hung up. Every fuking time..
On a side note: When I went in to buy them we had a laugh about it and he told me how much he hated Shaco etc. fun times
BastionKross112 votesThank god you didn't say 
, or else that guy may have gone full Taken on your ass.
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for RP I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop playing Satan now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
AutoreactiveCD477 votesI'd watch an entire movie of Liam Neeson vs Omega Squad Teemo.
badooga12 votesI will find you, and I will kill you.
Rito: Teemo invisibility buffs!
...challenge accepted
VulcanIsHere19 votesLiam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene. Ding
Helatious703 votesHAHAHA VulcanIsHere would be great at CinemaSins
Ding
Hot Toddy2 votesOMG YOU MADE MY DAY
Solaxo7 votesThank god you didn't say
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for RP I can tell you I don't have any, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop playing Satan now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
It's 2015... there are far worse champs than teemo.
Lowvyr3 votesIt's sad that this is true, tbh
Anidan1 votesI can't honestly consider Teemo to be Satan anymore, beyond meme-status, as long as champions like Gnar exist who do Teemo's job but better.
Camba4ever11 votes(voice of Dwight Schrute) False!!! Teemo is the worst.
BoxOfDOG20 votesYou probably pronounced it Shaco instead of Shaco, that's why he hung up.
Tankkmain3 votesNo it's pronounced Shaco not Shaco. You say it like Shaco. Why do you say Shaco? You don't say Shaco. ;]
Midder Scray1 votesThat's so weird... I've always pronounced it Shaco instead of Shaco
Stars Shaper14 votesI had a similar experience buying a LoL related present for a friend and when I told them my mains were Xerath and Mordekaiser one replied "No merchandise for Mordekaiser's mains sorry" D:
Meep Man13 votesIm glad you aren't like me papa, he would have tore him a new one. Funny though. One time I was buying an RP card, they asked me, I said Bard, and then he just looked at me with that "I got my eye on you" look.
VulcanIsHere13 votesBard mains unite!
It Hertz When IP9 votesBoth of them!
Mightysam20101 votesYou mean the three of us? (even though I play gnar more)
HeadHonchkrow3 votesRIP Joke
Rhyto1 votes[{quoted}](name=Inept Maverick,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=5Pu3Ozlf,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-12-02T15:08:32.238+0000)
Im glad you aren't like me papa, he would have tore him a new one. Funny though. One time I was buying an RP card, they asked me, I said Bard, and then he just looked at me with that "I got my eye on you" look.
Bwooooong O_O
Lithium Rosa13 votesYeah Shaco is like Teemo in many levels. You either end up feeding(which makes your teammates rage) or end up being extremely annoying (which makes your enemies rage) Either way every time you play Shaco/Teemo you will gather a lot of hatred toward this champion
Ariel the Cruel5 votesBut Shaco is so much fun! . . . To play. XD
S H A Y C 05 votesMe: i need to speak with your manager
Person: crap..um ok
Manager: what seems to be the problem
Me: this man is prejudice and refuses to sell me merchandise
Manager: Person, you are fired! Get out of my store
Me: The jokes on you!
Lithium Rosa44 votesPerson: But that guy is a Shaco main. Manager: Oh, ok, that's reasonable.
Supreme Senpai6923 votesAs a manager whenever someone complains about an employee I just tell 'em that I'll deal with it and never say anything haha. 9/10 times it's the customer tbh
S H A Y C 02 votesseriously???? thats your reply??? well played shaco quote with link to the audio and you start "manager speaking" ??? Could you be more boring?[slayer-jinx-unamused]
Supreme Senpai694 votesWhich one seems out of place here lol
S H A Y C 02 votesis everybody here in low level management?
Meanie404 votesMore like 9.999999999999999999 out of 10 times.
Supreme Senpai696 votesCustomer: "Yes I'd like to complain about <insert name here> she was very rude." Me: "Haha the thing is I have a headset on and heard the entire conversation and you were the one being a prick."
So wish I could just say that ^ lmao
Bulimia Vomit3 votesGood thing you don't have the "can i talk the the manager!?!" hair cut.
Mistikal3 votesbut did you ask if they had battle toads?
Lord Galvatron1 votesayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
TeCoolMage3 votesLittle boy enters store
"Can I buy a Riot Points card?"
"Sure, who do you main?"
"Riven"
"I know where you live"
Trash MammaI4 votesIf I worked there and someone told me they mained Riven i'd put him on the blacklist
rtbf465371791 votes
Interesting.
Only Play Darius2 votesWhy not just buy them at 711
CubedJustice15 votesNobody tell him.
Chicken4dinner4 votesCan someone tell me?
Supreme Senpai698 votesNo
Quantum Lotus2 votesI wonder what he would've done if you said Warwick...
Marthian1 votes"... And your last name is? And your address? First name again? Picture? Social Security number (or other ID)? Ok thanks! Hangs up"
Never allowed in.
Taarki2 votesI got a teemo hat for my birthday and I went to a gas station wearing it to buy some food. The cashier was so impressed that I had a teemo hat that he gave me his 50% off employee discount! It pays to play league.
MechanicalPirate2 votesi hope you weren't the terrible ap shaco support i had a few games ago...
TeCoolMage3 votesThere's only one shaco main in the world
Vincent Lucius1 votesShaclone, yes. What about him?
TeCoolMage1 votesWhich is why he should be focusing shaclone, not his illusion.
No wonder people think he's OP sometimes
PandahHeart1 votesOne time I had an interview for Gamestop and they asked me what games I played. I mentioned League of Legends, and the interviewer asked me who my favorite champion was. When I told him it was Leblanc, his facial expression changed to hate. xD He told me he hated playing against Leblanc with a passion.
Trash MammaI4 votesInterviewer: So who do you main on league? You: Leblanc Interviewer: Don't call us. We'll call you crumbles up your paper
Midder Scray1 votesWay too many people here with no sense of humor whatsoever. How do you live with yourselves only laughing at cat memes your aunt shares on Facebook?