So I just tried Irelia for the first time

Ok sure but why·Mar 1, 2017·8 votes·842 views

yeah she's complete cancer

17 Comments

MrHaZeYoMar 1, 20171 votes

Lol that build. Jesus.

Also 9 wards and a Pink in 28mins. Getting better!

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20172 votes

because tHAT TEEMO did NOTHING but run in those damn bushes all game like holy shit

MrHaZeYoMar 1, 20172 votes

I'm starting think maybe top lane isn't for you lol. Running into a bush is nothing new and maybe you should start to expect it more often and think of ways to play around it lol. Btw what grade did you get?

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

S tbh

"You ward bushes that people run into? Wow, this lane isn't for you."

It's sad because I actually take smite top lane some times just so I can find the nerds that run into bushes. Like when I'm playing Vayne, just about everyone I'm poking runs into all three bushes each fight, and it really, really, really is something annoying. Riot should make the bushes more stealth-based and not some sick, nasty version of "outplaying."

MrHaZeYoMar 1, 20172 votes

Dont chase them into the bushes, play to the outside of the lane, they either sit there and miss CS or come out. Either way you'll get a CS advantage or they come out to fight.

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

I'm the king of getting 4-man ganked top lane, so it's hard to choose which side is less cancerous at times

MrHaZeYoMar 1, 20171 votes

I feel that way about Mid lol, These last couple of weeks, never in the 4 years of playing have I had Top, Jg, and Supp coordinate enough to gank me 4 times during lane phase.

But uh ya that's why you ward lol.

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

So either have no wards for the river and get 4-man ulted,

or ward the river, not be able to chase those bush-weavers, and still get 4-man ulted.

legionnaire99Mar 1, 20171 votes

What 4 ults?

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-igYU8EjirU

MrHaZeYoMar 1, 20172 votes

Don't chase, do your trade and then go back to farming. Pushing someone out of lane, although not as satisfying or financially rewarding still gives you advantages. Ever wonder why high elo games have so few kills? When being 3-0 is considered super fed? It cause they're smarter and take trades and push people out of lane instead of blindly chasing. You know what chasing Teemo into the bush is going to do, so why do it?

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

Well hey, I still do that, but it gets really damn obnoxious when I am just doing my farming and still get 4-man ulted.

Then they all walk into bushes afterwards just to taunt me, I swear.

SaltyKrackaMar 1, 20177 votes

Dude, you play vayne toplane.

You don't get to complain about shit.

Ok sure but whyMar 1, 20171 votes

Hey, at least she takes some level of skill top lane, having to leap out of all those Pantheon Darius Sion cc mashups constantly. She gets absolutely chewed up if you don't rush Frozen Mallet and max W.