How come so many champions seem to have diplomatic immunity to nerfs?

Broken mobilty on top of lots of damage. Never nerfed after being king of jungle for many seasons consecutively. Nerfed for no fucking reason. Mobility is the staple of your kit and you pay for it with lack of damage and high mana costs? No fuck you get nerfed.

Blowing people up with high damage and mobility and one of the best escape for any assassin. ( at least needs a kill, isolation for damage, and 2 evolutions for high damage and mobility). But wait guys we gotta nerf Zed's attack speed. (Yes I'm about to defend this bitch). Has high damage sustain and mobility with stealth? Remove dash range, make primary damage no longer proc'd by E. Remove damage reduction on W.

Heal, escape, RIDICULOUS damage. Ludicrous moblity. AS steroid (because why not?). Works in all 5 roles no matter how you build her. Hasn't truly been nerfed since her failed rework mid season 4. Is becoming widely dominant in the jungle (similar to the above, but ONLY in the jungle). Gets his sustain (E armor) nerfed instead of his damage removing his sustain and making his first 3 camps nearly impossible. At least they did something about him though.

Literally the definition of retarded mobility creep. What's the strongest part of 's kit? Her Q, giving her a short ranged dash every few seconds. Yeah let's put that on someone's auto attack. Every. Fucking. Auto. Also give her an E which lets her execute stronger than smite can, meaning a Kalista adc has higher chance of securing dragon for your team than a Nunu or Cho'Gath jungle.

I was gonna give an example of a champion with similar mobility who's been nerfed, but I honestly couldn't think of champion who is cancerous as Kalista. Maybe old ? Yeah let's go with that. He had dashes. Boy did those suck. Nowhere near as bad as Bitchlista.