Welcome to Nerflandia

Here at Nerflandia we pride our selves on how useless our residents are. Whether you go to our deserts to visit and or into the Dark Forest to see try to[Revive icon used to be here but they removed that] {{summoner:10}} . But be careful for the local scorpion... thingys? We don't know we nerfed him os hard his lore is even gone! On Tuesdays our president and his secret service . You can also visit the dark wizard's tower to see him display his once awesome magic. Be careful if you tread into our jungle lit only by the light of , there you can see creatures like and who some believe to have once stood by the holy lord and savior , the mystical guarding who prevents any of us from escaping Nerflandia into the Dark Depths. Speaking of which, it seems the lord and savior has recently brought us more citizens from the Holy Morello. One of these people appear to have had his legs broken, but don't worry, there's no mobilty allowed here in Nerlandia, just ask and , they all used to roam our mighty jungle harnessing the power of , a mystic relic that some say used to slow enemies, and even steal their movespeed and apply it to your own, but nobody is sure, as the Holy Morello has told us all to stay away, and that the item will soon be removed like our beloved . While you're here feel free to visit our museum of ancient relics including and even the modern relic .

Legend has it though that there is one way to escape Nerflandia. Tales of an ancient hero who harvested the power of the and broke free from Nerflandia's deepest corners. Some say the legendary hero was just a myth. Others say he was banished into the Void and removed from the Legendary League of Remarkable People, but this mighty hero is fabled to one day return. And on that day, the mighty hero with lead the army of Nerflandia, and guide us on the Great March to overpower the holy guardian and press forward. And according to legend, the armies of Nerflandia will then fight onward, through the dreaded jungle of , past 's Shadow Temple, march through the Shadow Isles, stalked by , then trek the mighty Freljord, and slay the Ice Witch . According to legends, then, and only then, will the citizens of Nerflandia once again be free to roam Runeterra.