Every cancer mage has the exact same niche

Ok sure but why··2 votes·871 views

It doesn't matter which mage you play. Mostly. All you need to do is land your low-cd cc ability, and once you do, you can just all-in with the rest of it. Ahri Oh, I charmed you with my E? Let me just Q W R really quickly. There, you're dead! Anivia Oh, I stunned you with my Q? Let me just E R you really quickly. There, you're dead! AurelionSol Oh, I stunned you with my Q? Let me, uh... umm... Hold on, I'm getting into position, umm... Cassiopeia Oh, I stunned you and all your friends for a long ass time with my R? Let me just Q E E E E E E E you really quickly, and now let me Q E E E E E your friend. Boom, you're dead! Elise Oh, I stunned you with my E? Let me just Q W R E W Q you really quickly. There, you're dead! Fizz Oh, I threw my R somewhere in your general direction? Niceeeeeee. Heimerdinger Oh, I stunned you with my E? Ok, cool. Let me just sit back as- oh look, you're dead! Kennen What's that? Every ability I use both stuns you and causes massive damage? Let me just use all of them! Boom, you're dead! Leblanc Oh, I hit you with my tether? Are you unable to flash out of its super long range? Let me just Q W R you really quickly. Boom, you're dead! Lux Oh, I rooted you with my Q? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Morgana Oh, I rooted you with my Q? Not all angels are good! NOT ALL ANGELS ARE GOOD! NOT ALL ANGELS ARE GOOD!!!!!!!! Orianna Oh, my Q is a reasonable distance from you? Let me just CC you with my massive, MASSIVE hitbox R and proceed to W Q you again. Boom, you're dead! Syndra Oh, I stunned you with my E? Let me just walk up to you and Q W R you before the stun wears off. Boom, you're dead! Veigar Oh, I stunned you with my E? Let me just W you and nothing else. Literally just my W, because you're an ADC. Boom, you're dead! Velkoz Oh, I knocked you back with my E? Let me just W Q W R you really quickly. Boom, you're dead! Viktor Oh, I managed to stun you with my W? Let me just Q E R you really quickly. Boom! Join the glorious revolution! Zyra Oh, I managed to root you from a long distance with my massive-hitbox E? Let me just W W Q R you really quickly. Boom, you're dead! Zoe Oh, this girl just makes me sick.

Why does nearly every mage NEED to have hard CC in order for the person playing it to not be trash?

16 Comments

RenownedWheat427 votes

"Oh, I fulfilled my burst condition? Let me follow through!"

No shit.

Kai Guy9 votes

I'm surprised that Annie Xerath Malzahar did not make the op's list. Seems like he hates mages who have CC and burst.

waiting for WoW1 votes

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I'm surprised that Annie Xerath Malzahar did not make the op's list. Seems like he hates mages who have CC and burst.

But isn't Annie the poster child for CC and burst?

Ok sure but why1 votes

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why do they even make new mages if they all perform the exact same way?

wildfox991 votes

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Why do they even make new mages if they all perform the exact same way?

what about ADCs? all you have to do is rightclick from the right place what about supp enchanters? throw shields/heal and make your teammates unkillable . . . (i can continue for every role)

if they are in the same role,it's because they are supposed to do the same thing,mages are supposed to CC and burst,so ofc almost every mage can do it,or they wouldn't be mages

MagicFlyingLlama3 votes

Almost like most melee champs are like this as well..

Sounds like you just suck at avoiding skillshots and just want click2win statchecks. Play DOTA2.

wildfox993 votes

i stopped reading it like a serius post since:

Ahri Oh, I charmed you with my E? Let me just Q W R really quickly. There, you're dead she tickled you!

Hammermancer2 votes
  1. Fizz Karthus Singed Rumble Taliyah Teemo Ziggs Xerath Kassadin Heimerdinger Ezreal

none of these ap mage like champs are based around their stuns.. if they even have them

sure maybe xerath but not really, singed has a flip but as if that counts

ezreal as a mage is actually really fun, and is reliant on ezreal things, non of which are hard cc heimer has a stun but he's not really centered around it

teemo has zero hard cc

tali has a knockup reposition

ziggs kinda has some cc but yeah

anyways you're generalizing

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Well, Mages usually supply utility.

Telephone Booth1 votes

Because every other champ has hard cc. If they didn't have hard cc, it would be trash. I don't understand your question... You basically answer it. "Why does nearly every mage need hard cc in order to not be trash?" Because if they didn't have hard cc, they would be trash. Riot could remove their stuns, but they would need some serious buffs to compensate. And then you would say why does every mage need ridiculous burst to not be trash? Lol

waiting for WoW1 votes

LeBlanc isn't a mage.

[sg-shisa]

Śhunpo1 votes

She is. After the rework she's no longer an assassin.

wildfox991 votes

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She is. After the rework she's no longer an assassin.

after the W nerf she's not either a mage or an assassin,she's a free win

Śhunpo1 votes

Sad but true. Whenever I see a LB on the enemy team I win every time because the champ is really not good.

wildfox991 votes

so...the next will be

Ashe Caitlyn Corki Draven Ezreal Graves Jhin Jinx Lucian MasterYi MissFortune Rengar Sivir Tristana Twitch Varus Vayne Xayah Yasuo Tryndamere : oh i rightclicked you? now you are dead

right?

Śhunpo2 votes

Oh I rightclicked you? laughs in 2k crit

ADC: "But assassins are broken with the burst they have!" proceeds to one shot a squishy with one auto

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