Wish I was good enough to play Brand.
What a hard, mechanically complex champ! Only fair for him to literally instakill people by just mashing buttons in their direction. And to do more than a quarter of your health in max health damage in an AoE around you, also fair.
But you know, Brand is actually pathetically weak. Yeah. No one plays him, so he can't be broken!
Man, if only I were a mechanical god. Maybe then I'd be good enough to play one of the hardest champs in the game who is only broken because no one can play him.