Nerf turrets please

Danny DeVito·Nov 9, 2017·219 votes·3,924 views

I stood underneath an enemy turret then got up to make myself a sandwich, when I came back I'd lost HALF of my HP! HALF!!!

Could we tone this down a little bit?

41 Comments

nGioNov 9, 201754 votes

Strange. Your team must have been playing tanks, because my last teammates picked 2 adcs and 2 ad assassins. When I came back from making my sandwich, the enemy Nexus was destroyed.

SirΤeemοNov 9, 201715 votes

this happend to me while i was choosing which boots should i buy

IXBlackStarXINov 10, 20173 votes

choose boots? why not just get .. clear troath A FREE PAIR OF SLIGHTLY MAGICAL BOOTS FOR FREE EASILY ACCESSIBLE AT 10 MINUTES INTO THE GAME!

BubblyRainbowsNov 11, 20174 votes

Games still last 10 minutes?

[sg-lux-2]

ForFoxSakesNov 9, 201713 votes

Yours seem a bit overtuned. I ate my sandwich too and had the same results. You sure it's not a bug?

420 gramsNov 9, 201712 votes

Nobody should be able to live through 10 tower shots, yet I see people tank more than double that.

FeathermaneNov 9, 201713 votes

[{quoted}](name=420 grams,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y6ju8VE5,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-11-09T10:06:39.409+0000)

Nobody should be able to live through 10 tower shots, yet I see people tank more than double that.

But ONLY those people who bought item 3047 , a MAJOR armor item.

XxDRAGONsAK47xXNov 9, 201724 votes

Ya know whats funny?

I was smashing a darius in lane yesterday as Quinn.

He came with ninja tabi for his first bought item.....

Never killed him again

CasterGilgameshNov 9, 20173 votes

item 3036

TormentulaNov 9, 20171 votes

That reduces the armor

Ninja tabi reduces how much your auto attack actually does period. Considering Quinn's entire output is related to autoattacks, she'd tickle a darius with ninja tabi + probably another armor item.

CasterGilgameshNov 9, 20175 votes

point taken Ninja tabis are op

RyrynounetNov 9, 20173 votes

i'm fine with ninja tabi, at least those adc will know when my first back is item 3047 that they will hate their life on toplane

EternalShockNov 10, 20171 votes

And then they get it too so the 1/5th chance of u getting in melee range is now even harder to actually kill them because haha 10 percent less auto damage even when ur ranged and building it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RootloNov 9, 20179 votes

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Ya know whats funny?

I was smashing a darius in lane yesterday as Quinn.

He came with ninja tabi for his first bought item.....

Never killed him again

Dont get me started, Garen comes to lane with chain mail and Tabi, 100-0 me and then takes like 4 more tower shots before finally leaving the tower. Towers are literally inconveniences at this point

ModAcademy KaynNov 10, 20173 votes

He has two armor items, and a self-defense buff. Out of everything to complain about, he only took 4? What do you want, each shot to quarter his health regardless of armor?

RootloNov 10, 20175 votes

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He has two armor items, and a self-defense buff. Out of everything to complain about, he only took 4? What do you want, each shot to quarter his health regardless of armor?

He took 4 more after he got done diving me and took 3-4 during the dive.

nice tableNov 9, 20171 votes

how bout you stop playing quinn ya kunt

Faceroll TacticsNov 10, 20171 votes

Riot: off meta is fine but it’s underpowered to an ungodly degree.

Sewer SideNov 9, 20171 votes

Based on what metric lmao?

Also, nobody tanks 10 towers shots besides, well, tanks

VermonsterNov 9, 20172 votes

I played AP attack speed Xin before the changes and I could tank the turret from full to dead with no minions at all. Don't the number of champs who can tank 10 tower shots is absurdly high

FutureCreatorNov 10, 20171 votes

An ADC late game can tank like 5-6, if there are minions to life steal off of they can tank like 11

MonkeyMadnessNov 10, 20171 votes

[{quoted}](name=420 grams,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y6ju8VE5,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-11-09T10:06:39.409+0000)

Nobody should be able to live through 10 tower shots, yet I see people tank more than double that.

This seems like an exaggeration, but I get your point. Though I will say that I unexpectedly took a shitload of damage from a turret shot in a recent game. Not sure if it was a bug, simultaneous damage ticks, or what, but it fucking hurt.

FutureCreatorNov 10, 20171 votes

What were you playing, and what stage of the game was it?

MonkeyMadnessNov 10, 20171 votes

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What were you playing, and what stage of the game was it?

Hecarim and early-mid. I had some items, not tank, but I've never been hit by a turret that hard before. Could just be due to removal of armor runes and the resulting effect on the % increased armor masteries.

EkyonKunNov 9, 201710 votes

You know. I hope they directly nerf turrets AND ohmwrecker. JUST for the meme of it at this point.

The LexerNov 10, 20178 votes

Why would you leave to make a sandwich? Get hit by a Morgana binding or something?

MonkeyMadnessNov 10, 20171 votes

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Why would you leave to make a sandwich? Get hit by a Morgana binding or something?

Ornn https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/a/a4/Thumbs_Up_Emote.png/revision/latest?cb=20171010200452

animexcomNov 10, 20173 votes

I just spat out my drink. It's everywhere. Thanks. :P

CasterGilgameshNov 9, 20177 votes

back in my day i had time to make two sandwiches and toast the bread talk about power creep

DracosKasuNov 9, 20176 votes

Turret? What is a turret!

Erractic EickNov 10, 20171 votes

I believe it's a large volume of water, flowing rapidly.

xelakerNov 9, 20174 votes

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I stood underneath an enemy turret then got up to make myself a sandwich, when I came back I'd lost HALF of my HP! HALF!!!

Could we tone this down a little bit?

Jesus man, turret damage creep is getting bad...

Biscuit BiteNov 9, 20174 votes

Just remove them from the game, so the first one who gets to nexus wins the game.

Mighty MorteinNov 10, 20174 votes

I actually purchased a pillow from the shop keeper, put it right under an enemy tower, took a nap and woke up with 2/3rds of my health missing. Towers are legit busted.

HeeroTXNov 9, 20173 votes

Pffft. You'd have killed the turret if not for minion block.

Trias000Nov 10, 20173 votes

Today I witnessed a level 11 Ezreal (with no armor items) casually tank 5 turret shots while chasing my teammate, then get some damage from champions as well, and escape easily with about 10% hp. Towers are just beefier control wards.

Andrey0345Nov 10, 20171 votes

I stood underneath an enemy turret then got up to make myself a sandwich, when I came back I'd lost HALF of my HP! HALF!!!

You forgot to mention it was at lvl 1

BADWOLF9547Nov 10, 20171 votes

There's no were to hide!

I see your adc is at half health so I diiiiiiivve in!

Ahri BakaNov 10, 20171 votes

I don't understand those boards , there are weekly posts about buffing tower here and now a nerf towers post gets all of those upvotes ? xD well I guess you are joking right?