Man it's really fun watching Cass bully everything into the ground

HateDaddy··80 votes·4,480 views

Even in counter match-ups she's safely farming and because she's a mage, being a lane bully while hyper scaling is totally ok.

But god damnit if I see zed in my game one more fucking time holy shit he's way more broken because he can 1 shot me with free escapes and overloaded nachos wow fuck zed.

Thank you for reading my summarization of Gameplay.

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Malicious Metal42 votes

And Cassio mains will still claim she's actually weak and deserves some love

HateDaddy25 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-10-04T20:42:37.646+0000)

And Cassio mains will still claim she's actually weak and deserves some love

Well at least they ain't sona or lux mains

Malicious Metal13 votes

Never forget that 58% win rate, huh?

HateDaddy41 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2016-10-04T20:51:42.143+0000)

Never forget that 58% win rate, huh?

Or how lux sat at a 53% winrate with a 13% playrate and lux mains claimed she was trash lol

Then riot caved in and buffed her. If I was running riot, I wouldn't have. I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Rebonack6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=000200000000,timestamp=2016-10-04T20:51:42.143+0000)

Never forget that 58% win rate, huh?

That's 42% below 100% win rate, so clearly she could be countered.

MunchCrunchLunch5 votes

sona mains were complaining how bad she was despite being the 3rd most played support at 53% winrate few patches ago.

GULAG 4 U4 votes

Cassio mains exist? I thought they were getting laid with Aatrox mains?

Malicious Metal7 votes

Shh! Nobody shall know about those secret orgies where all the mains of under-appreciated champions partake in smexy, kinky lovemaking.

GULAG 4 U3 votes

That got lit af fast LUL

Malicious Metal6 votes

hands over Mordekaiser-themed invitation See you next sunday

TheHappyReaperz2 votes

No idea what you're talking about.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

of course, how could one understand when neither Cassio nor Aatrox mains exist?

AirKingNeo21 votes

"Man it's really fun watching Kennen stun down entire teams taking out every non-tank's entire health bar."

"Man it's really fun watching Jayce deal 50% of my HP with a full combo while knocking me away and slowing me so I can't trade back."

"Man it's really fun watching Syndra shoving her balls everywhere and bully everyone."

"Man it's really fun watching Graves just not die."

"Man it's really fun watching Protobelt being the new DFG."

Can this be a meme now? Also I'm serious.

Xeruon11 votes

Man it's really fun watching Protobelt being the new DFG.

Protobelt deals damage DFG Dealt Damage

Must be the same.

Miraweave2 votes

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Protobelt deals damage DFG Dealt Damage

Must be the same.

Nah, DFG just did damage. Protobelt does damage and gives you a dash.

Oh yeah and it has no fucking cooldown.

Marshbouy21 votes

You insulted a mage, rip you.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Inb4 rozair comes here

Marshbouy9 votes

or woonstruck or akatsuki deidara or literally any one of the nutjobs i have found that adore their stupid mages.

WoonStruck3 votes

I've never once supported mages.

The only mage I enjoy is Vlad, and he can hardly be classified among Ahri, Vel'Koz, Xerath, Viktor, Lux, etc. Hell, I've even been in threads stating that RoA and Rylai's were overloaded in stats, considering what the passives were supposed to do.

You just make bad arguments and remember people that argue back, although Akatsuki only ever bitches about mages (Azir), and is generally just saying 'you're wrong' and calling you a 'salty hater' without giving any reasonings.

Nobody else argues with you because they know you're too stubborn to admit you're wrong, or you just plain make arguments that aren't worth countering.

I just come here when I'm bored and don't have enough time to fill with something important.

HateDaddy15 votes

"We nerfed Jax because he was spiking too early for a late game carry."

Spaceman5pff19 votes

"We buffed Vayne's turret-taking because we thought that as a highly-mobile stealthing hypercarry, he strength was too limited."

"We nerfed sejuani because she had her time in the spotlight and we want to let others shine" RekSai RekSai RekSai RekSai RekSai

MohawkBird3 votes

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HateDaddy17 votes

{quoted}

Except that Rek'Sai's spotlight has really only ever been in ridiculously high elo. He's never been that strong for us aside from his release and the few patches after where he was a warrior jungler.

She*

hhaavviikk2 votes

lee sin has reverse sejunai syndrome ''oh shit he's not in the spotlight? BUFF HIM!''

Rock MD13 votes

Yeah I really don't understand why Cass gets to bully and zone without actually hitting skills either.

But that's late-game monsters for ya nowadays.

HateDaddy15 votes

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Yeah I really don't understand why Cass gets to bully and zone without actually hitting skills either.

But that's late-game monsters for ya nowadays.

Can Nasus do this please

Rock MD8 votes

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Can Nasus do this please

They're buffing him so that the entire US army can scrap their Abrams and replace them with Nasus variants.

HateDaddy3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Chairman Rock,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=000100000000,timestamp=2016-10-04T21:02:23.038+0000)

They're buffing him so that the entire US army can scrap their Abrams and replace them with Nasus variants.

Cool, +6...

...million.

Spaceman5pff8 votes

Siphoning Strike - Q: Range 150 -> 600. - We felt that safe backline carries ( Caitlyn Jhin ) were making seige compositions too strong. Naturally, this buff would be the best way to negate these seiges, without giving Nasus any unneeded power during lane phase.

It Hertz When IP6 votes

I'm trying to imagine the accompanying animation.

Spaceman5pff7 votes

I would imagine he grabs his Axe / hammer by the very bottom of the shaft, and leans REEAAAAAALLLLYYYYYY far forward

specter42412 votes

Played against Cass as Xerath and once she got Rylai's nothing stopped her from charging up to me after barfing out the w poison and facerolling me. Great gameplay, I sure was outplayed.

Rock MD15 votes

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Played against Cass as Xerath and once she got Rylai's nothing stopped her from charging up to me after barfing out the w poison and facerolling me. Great gameplay, I sure was outplayed.

Xerath is one of the few champions that does well against her.

You need to respect your lack of mobility vs. hers though and be careful, especially when she pops Ghost.

Stars Shaper3 votes

As a Mastery 6 Xerath and playing him since S3 I can tell you that once she gets Rylai there is nothig you can do except max range Q.

She deals so much damage that you can't even try to get in range to stun her, the only chance is having a diver that steals her attention so you can all in hoping that she has her Ulti on cd.

Edit: Maple did a really good job dealing with her as Aurelion Sol against Faker, watch that match to see how to deal against her (50% of the job is predict her ultimate and turn away).

Rock MD11 votes

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As a mastery 6 Xerath and playing him since S3 I can tell you that once she gets rilay there is nothig you can do except max range Q.

She deals so much damage that you can't even try to get in range to stun her, the only chance is having a diver that steals her attention so you can all in hoping that she has her Ulti on cd.

And as a competent player I can tell you that for God's sake you have a slow and stun of your own, use them.

You shouldn't be in range for her ultimate unless she flashes and you certainly should have your own Rylai's to counteract yours.

Stars Shaper2 votes

You know how easy is for her to hit you with her Q, slow you and then proceed to combo? You either play at real max range and try to never ever get her close enough (which means losing your tower because her waveclear is better) or risk her continous combo hoping to get a perfect stun with some poke already in.

Edit: As a fact, look at her top counter (Syndra). She has a similar Q mechanic plus an AoE stun and a point and click ultimate.

Rock MD18 votes

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You know how easy is for her to hit you with her Q, slow you and then proceed to combo? You either play at real max range and try to never ever get her close enough (which means losing your tower because her waveclear is better) or risk her continous combo hoping to get a perfect stun with some poke already in.

Edit: As a fact, look at her top counter (Syndra). She has a similar Q mechanic plus an AoE stun and a point and click ultimate.

Cassiopeia has better waveclear than Xerath.

Welp, I've heard it all.

You outrange her so you can safely farm without losing tower, and you have the CC to impede her when she gets close. I admit she's one of my least favorite mages but holy shit at least know why she's dumb and it's not because of Xerath.

Sniperkaj5 votes

Syndra shits on Cassio so hard - we are talking if the skill are even, Cassiopeia should get killed multiple times in lane.

nice table5 votes

"tanks arent weak they just cant be played top, jungle, mid or bot"

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HateDaddy31 votes

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"tanks arent weak they just cant be played top, jungle, mid or bot"

  • hatedaddy 2016

nice made up quote

"I really like poopsicles"

-cummie

Spaceman5pff16 votes

He just got rekt harder than EU at worlds.

Malicious Metal16 votes

RIP

It Hertz When IP2 votes

Who doesn't?

Akali is SO HOT7 votes

fucking destroyed LOL

The Deckowner2 votes

I am glad no one can play this champion in my elo.

HateDaddy6 votes

[{quoted}](name=The Deckowner,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=0011,timestamp=2016-10-04T23:00:45.232+0000)

I am glad no one can play this champion in my elo.

tbh, dominating lane with her isn't hard at all.

It Hertz When IP1 votes

And yet she isn't showing up in any of my matches. Maybe it's a Gold/Plat thing.

HateDaddy5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Darien Juranas,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=xrUtJcEZ,comment-id=001100000000,timestamp=2016-10-04T23:25:59.679+0000)

And yet she isn't showing up in any of my matches. Maybe it's a Gold/Plat thing.

Idk where you are ranked but it takes time for this stuff to trickle down. For example, i spectated my silver friend and they're still banning Gragas lol.

It Hertz When IP1 votes

I'm not in ranked besides a few placement matches in the last month or so, but I'm pretty sure I'm a low silver-high bronze MMR in normals. And I haven't seen Cass yet.

And I don't blame them. Gragras might not be actually OP, but he's aggravating as hell to play against.

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