Right click, AFK, and win!

Niyumi·Jan 22, 2017·1 votes·1,094 views

That's the most balanced gameplay pattern there is! And Riot agrees too, since any AA spammer is among the strongest champs in the game! They DEFINITELY DO NOT JUST TRY TO REWARD WHALES AND THE LOWEST DENOMINATOR TO MAKE MORE MONEY, no!

So, just a reminder: Never pick any champ that has any kind of counterplay or uses skillshots, since you will just be intentionally crippling yourself. The only way to be viable, is to play the most braindead, boring as hell, broken as fuck champion you can imagine. That is balance, that is healthy gameplay, that is the opposite of greed.

Who the fuck cares if there's a Darius with his passive going off as you have 5 stacks on you? Just AFK with all your bullshit lifesteal and he can't do anything to you. Don't you feel like you're super skilled and good at the game, and DESERVE to do that? I sure do!

11 Comments

Cowgirl EdJan 22, 20173 votes

what are whales in this contest?

NiyumiJan 22, 20172 votes

Whales don't like it when they can't win with minimal effort. So, in the spirit of greed and wanting to keep those whales around, Riot makes sure that the easiest, most forgiving champs in the game are among the strongest, and crowd out anyone else (look at the LC$ / Worlds roster, they're all braindead champs).

Cowgirl EdJan 22, 20171 votes

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Whales don't like it when they can't win with minimal effort. So, in the spirit of greed and wanting to keep those whales around, Riot makes sure that the easiest, most forgiving champs in the game are among the strongest, and crowd out anyone else (look at the LC$ / Worlds roster, they're all braindead champs).

yes, you gotta have some stronger champs so retards can pick it up and feel good when they win. thats how it works sadly if u have online games similar to this, just ban/avoid/dont care. sad but true

edit: sometimes even entire classes. i'm reading jungle are the deciding factors today. sometime ago it was adc

TyrekGoldenspearJan 22, 20174 votes

Name some of these champs.

While you are naming them, remember that every single one of them are free.

So the concept of whales don't exist as you're stating it.

Valderis VandalaJan 22, 20172 votes

That still does not give a definition of "whales".

TyrekGoldenspearJan 22, 20172 votes

So... Is this about marksmen?

NiyumiJan 22, 20172 votes

This is about any and all champs who do 90% of their damage through right clicking and going AFK. ADCs, champs like Yi, Win Nhao, Jax, Aatrox, and etc. And targeted mages as well, but they can't outsustain a fucking Vlad or Mundo.

DrCyanideJan 22, 20172 votes

If a player right clicks on you, does nothing else (AFKs), and you die, you did something terribly wrong.

TyrekGoldenspearJan 22, 20172 votes

I... think you may be exaggerating.

Just a tad.

Watch a Leona touch them with her Q, then they implode from getting focused.

Yi needs Alpha Strike to survive getting blown up. He's squishy. (I was in Alpha!)

You wouldn't be complaining about Xin if you saw his initial release version.

Jax... He's just not good right now against a competent team.

Aatrox? Really? Complaining about Aatrox?

What mages are targeted? Off the top of my head I can only think of one part of a few mages' kits that are point and click.

SGT Dingle BerryJan 22, 20171 votes

Are you, as a Darius player, complaining about marksmen? The ONLY time you shouldn't be able to dunk a marksmen is if it's like Vayne with AS/LS max build and you're like 0-10.