if i take bard top
it's not because im a troll. its because i want to win teamfights. i can lose lane as hard as possible, but still win you teamfights thanks to stuns/ults.
hell, last game i lost lane pretty badly, (0/4 to gragas at top, because his jungle liked to camp me), and yet i still ended up with 5/4/25.
if i pick bard top, its because i know we're going to be out-statted late game, and im taking one of the champions with very reliable and tons of cc for teamfights.