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I have one of the biggest sample sizes in the fucking game.

Onotori··2 votes·958 views

http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Konotori

Please tell me all about the fair matching system when literally every game I play has at least two feeders, even games I win. I wish I was exaggerating, but unfortunately I'm not.

I have over 600 games THIS SEASON ALONE and over 10,000 games total! It's not just a fucking bad streak, it's not just a fucking coincidence... something is seriously fucking wrong with the matching system in this game. Well, actually, there's nothing wrong, because Riot wants to artificially extend playtime each season, so they manipulate matching to keep you around that 50% -- Riot makes more money that way.

Oh, but don't worry! Splitting your rank into 5 roles is goinna fix it! Not like I've had this same exact issue for four fucking years or anything, nah. (you know, before autofill was a thing) I've won lanes against fucking challenger players in my first season of playing League. I placed gold in my first season. I went up against plats before I was even ranked and destroyed them. I'm not the issue, but we'll sure pretend I am, despite the fucking numbers showing otherwise.

Thanks though, I do appreciate losing every other game because my team can't actually play the game.

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nm10103 votes

Are you... Are you giving me permission to go and breakdown your games then post the results on the boards? Because I would like nothing better than to sit down with my wife and tell you exactly what you are doing wrong.

Just the Lip1 votes

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Are you... Are you giving me permission to go and breakdown your games then post the results on the boards? Because I would like nothing better than to sit down with my wife and tell you exactly what you are doing wrong.

What a savage.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Onotori1 votes

Go for it. Tell me how I make my team feed, pick horrible comps, and play like idiots.

nm10101 votes

I left the boards for the weekend and never imagined you would say yes lol, here is the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs7hP5zxIuw

Onotori1 votes

That was a bad game to pick, since I was picking Lux to try and not die every two seconds to their team running me down -- I don't usually play her in ranked because I know I'm not that great at her. Look at a game as Swain, Zoe, Kayn, Sej, Urgot, Gnar or Eve. >.>

As for your points:

  • I know I'm passive (to the point it's excessive, which I need to work on), but I was playing passive since I was expecting to be ganked every two seconds, like most Malz lanes. In most games I play an opportunistic lane, and go in whenever I see them fuck up (if I can do anything).

  • I know I don't farm well or do much about other lanes pushing, but a lot of the time I would go to clear a wave, my team (as you saw) was going in or having a staring contest with the enemy team, and I wanted to actually be around when they fight. But I'll pay attention to waves more in other games.

  • I like having a lot of mana so I don't have to back every two seconds because I pushed a wave or fought someone. I have decent KDs on every champ I build ROA on, so I don't think it's a huge issue.

  • I know I don't ward, but outside of flukes like that WW, I generally never really die to ganks. I might even kill their jungler. I look at my map every couple seconds and pay attention to what's going on, I know jungle routes, and I watch how my laner moves, so I generally have a good idea of what's going on.

And all those silly fights... I can't just ditch my team as they go in. >.>

So, look at a game playing a champ I actually feel comfortable about, and tell me what I'm doing wrong there. :P

Thank you for all the critique, though.

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