The Making of Yasuo
Riot: ok we need a melee hypercarry that shits on everyone late game, but he has to suck early
CertainlyT: ok cool but no, he needs to bully melee laners early
Riot: whatever but make him weak to range
CertainlyT: no imma give him minion dashes he can trade with against range
Riot: nice but make him weak to poke
CertainlyT: haha shield that comes back while walking
Riot: but make him a bad engager
CertainlyT: no he stacks knockups on minions that can proc his R for aoe damage and further cc
Riot: cool but he's a bad engager when there are no minions around
CertainlyT: hell no his R procs with any displacement, even with farts
Riot: mmmh
CertainlyT: also his cooldowns and animations shorten with attack speed and not with cd, he has double crits chance but only loses 1/5 of critical damage, one of his basics can negate any projectile for many seconds with odd hitbox, his R puts him outside of turret range and he screams HASAKI every second.
Riot: genius, release him now.
