if someone's a douchebag in champ select, ill pick bard

The Bard Dog·Mar 12, 2015·1 votes·1,560 views

then i'll follow him and zhonyas turrets he's about to take, zhonyas hims when he's about to ge a kill, and all around make his life hell.

10 Comments

Weasel KenseiMar 12, 20153 votes

What I read between the lines form OP:

If for one second in my childish impotence and rage feel the least bit slighted by ANYONE!! Then I will proceed to grief my team for a loss cause I AM IMPORTANT and have the right to ruin the game for EVERYONE ELSE cause I didnt get the respect I deserve.

End analysis.

There is one profession suited to hurting yourself just to hurt others, suicide bomber.... I here it takes lots of practice....

Only Play DariusMar 12, 20152 votes

People like you are going to get bard disabled in solo queue permanently.

Serenity NowMar 12, 20152 votes

Riot's own fault for making a champion with troll abilities.

Prior to Bard, Anivia throwing up a wall was about as bad as it could get. But now you have a support champion, which is the role that is most often open, who can do it on a bigger scale.

ZazushaMar 12, 20152 votes

or you could not be a dick and just Dodge the game, instead of wasting 3-8 others' time.

OhOkYeaMar 12, 20151 votes

yup

Lollipop ShotgunMar 12, 20151 votes

You're the guy that chooses Aniva to wall everyone on your team, while only building hp and Thornmail, aren't you?

The Bard DogMar 12, 20151 votes

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You're the guy that chooses Aniva to wall everyone on your team, while only building hp and Thornmail, aren't you?

i dont own anivia ;-;

BeatzBoyFTWMar 12, 20151 votes

Yep, most likely I'll do the same, only if there is a feud between 2 people and both decided not to cooperate. I don't mind the guy who trolled when he truly got the role first or w/e, but to the guy who autolocks/mid or feed guy/plays Riven, oh yea, I'm gonna troll him hard with Bard.....