Now everything has become the yasuo's job

Marshbouy··6 votes·651 views

Turns out, no one wants to do anything anymore except bathe in the accolades of victory. I always get entire teams full of 100% AP supports who can't and won't do the literal one and only thing they will ever focus on, and the few that do attempt to can't even do that.

No one pushes.

No one defends.

No one goes for objectives.

No one plays the tank so we get no peel.

No one has range.

No one has magic damage so I have to stack armor pen and build item 3087 .

No one has crowd control.

No one has armor piercing.

No one has Grevious Wounds so I need to get Executioner's Calling.

No one has Magic Penetration.

No one is the support, since we keep getting ones with no sightstone and a Deathcap.

No one wards cause my support has no sightstone, and my jungler was a Nidalee.

No one ward sweeps cause my support forgot to trade in the trinket for a sweeper and decided to get item 3092 instead of item 2301 , even though the latter means they get both damage and vision.

No one watches the minimap.

No one scouts, so I need to constantly build item 3363

And as it turns out, no one wants to actually deal damage, either. They just want the kills. Every fucking game I've been in since the pre-season, all the support mains do the least amount of damage out of everyone on the team, and since the entire team is composed of nothing but full AP supports with no gold income but taking kills, NO ONE DEALS DAMAGE. They expect the yasuo to do it all; every last goddamn thing I listed, AND MORE. And then they have the balls to come on the forums and complain about how imbalanced the game is. YOU ALL ARE THE IMBALANCED ONES.

To make matters worse, people have abandoned reading anything in the changelogs, and are forgetting what any and all champions do. It's like Alzheimer's has affected the entire community.

JUST A COUPLE TWEAKS TO THAT POST, AND LOOK AT WHAT I GOT! DOWNVOTE HEAVEN

Link to original post: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/RX04kkdZ-literally-everything-has-now-become-the-supports-job https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rB7NR90hkcQ/maxresdefault.jpg

10 Comments

MagicFlyingLlama3 votes

I read this, and i am not sure what it is even meant to mean. Can i have some of the mushrooms?

Looks like you have only played one game this month, and it was a stomp. Must be some really great mushrooms, honestly.

Marshbouy3 votes

I got stuck at "Flying llama"

the reason why i made this post was because of the support circlejerk post that literally boiled down to "i had a bad team, therefore everyone hates supports". It was painful to read and can be easily changed to fit any champion or role.

Lost R3 votes

He literally copy/pasted a thread I made.

Marshbouy3 votes

Yeah, that's because your post was a garbage support circlejerk. What you said in your post could be applied to any class and any champion.

Done252 votes

Except your post has quite a few things in it that are wrong.

Marshbouy2 votes

That's because i'm shitposting to procrastinate the work i have to do. If i took time to properly make this post like toastersaot did. He made a very well thought out copypasta but replaced support with ADC. it's currently sitting at a rating of 0 while Lost R's is at a rating of 60+....

It only gets more hilarious when you realize that Lost R is refusing to respond to anyone on how biases and stupid his post is.

Schàdenfreude2 votes

pls calm ur titties.

Remember when you talked about how you are such an angel in game? How the jungler never ganks you but you never get tilted? Well look at you right now hahaha.

Marshbouy3 votes

I ditched that shit a long time ago. Now i'm trying to quit league for the sake of the players in game with me and myself.

I'd honestly love someone to try and convince me that his post was in face not a biased load of BS that could be applied to anyone.

Schàdenfreude1 votes

lol and now I'm messing with all the upvotes and downvotes for everybody. It's hilarious really.

Chamuel853 votes

As of season 6, Riot made a big push so not one person alone could ward effectively. It's true. If your support is trying to ward all the time. 1 they can't do it. and 2 they'll never do anything else. tldr; everyone wards. you included.

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