A quick thank you to the people who dodge *those* games.

Marshbouy··193 votes·4,665 views

those games, where you get into champ select, someone autolocks, someone steal someone's position, and someone starts calling everyone trash for not him get his lane.

I thank you mysterious man in my last champ select. You removed a lot of stress from my day.

51 Comments

Sahn Uzal40 votes

I'd gladly be ''the guy who dodges those games'', but it feels like everytime I'm in one of those games, its in my promos T_T

dragon1xx10 votes

Or I get a 5 min ban. D:

Drunkèn Master3 votes

Yea, thats my pain too, always in promos...

Pierce The Veal1 votes

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Yea, thats my pain too, always in promos...

Dodge promo games, raise your mmr, win promos once and skip all the promos.

Ace Access 14 votes

no good deed goes unpunished...... while the evil doer gets away without any punishment

Invexes1 votes

or those 2 hr bans for repeat offenses... guess I'm not playing league today.

Pierce The Veal2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tidal Tyrant,realm=EUW,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=4MvdJIOL,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-09-03T14:23:52.988+0000)

I'd gladly be ''the guy who dodges those games'', but it feels like everytime I'm in one of those games, its in my promos T_T

Promos are worthless. I dodge them anyway. I find it a lot easier to just let my mmr raise way past my rank and win promos once and skip all the divisions rather than deal with promos five million times.

Sahn Uzal1 votes

I don't play a lot of ranked, so when I do get in promo, I try to make it first try

Pierce The Veal2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tidal Tyrant,realm=EUW,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=4MvdJIOL,comment-id=000000010000,timestamp=2016-09-03T18:50:34.670+0000)

I don't play a lot of ranked, so when I do get in promo, I try to make it first try

I barely even play the game, I still dodge promos.

falldown0101 votes

you need to reach 100 lp in your current series 10 wins normaly, if you dont lose, but thats impossible if you're good enoug, maybe 25 games or something depending on the elo

Sahn Uzal2 votes

I climbed to gold one with a 60+% winrate, because I got to onetrick GP. Sadly, people then discovered how strong he was, so I got to play him less, I lost my plat promos and kinda stopped playing ranked at that point. Now I'm waiting for GP to no longer be banned :P

falldown0102 votes

dont the gp nerfs affect you a little ? i heard some people said they were big,i dont play gp then again :p

but i main irelia, so gp isnt that much of a problem for me

Sahn Uzal2 votes

I mean ofcourse they do, but I play gangplank because I love the champion, not because he is OP

NightmareAmazoX1 votes

Suuuuuuure not because his OP. Kappa. Just kidding.

Infiddelsticks1 votes

I know a guy who placed his smurf in B1. He then skipped S4, S2 and G4.

Schàdenfreude13 votes

Well, if it's normals, idc.

But if it's ranked...

TRIGGERED

Knalxz5 votes

Reminds me of a time back in season 4 where and friend and I we're duo Q and had to dodged twice from trolls. On our next match another troll appeared and we couldn't take another bullet and a teammate typed. "I'm not asking you to remember me, I'm asking you not to forget this plague!" and left the queue.

I don't remember his name but I do remember that trolls that forced his hand.

Scarefish3 votes

Normals problems

Crash Bandicoot3 votes

It's a shame we're six seasons in and we're still at a point where someone who just wants to play the game has to take a bullet if some degenerate is trolling in champ select. Countless community solutions to the problem but we still have to let the trolls win as that's the League of Legends way.

invisiblecat12 votes

SO stupid how I dodge since some tyler1 fanboy doesn't get their champion and troll and then I get penalized for it

IGOTBANNED999992 votes

or you could stop being a bitch about it

Marshbouy34 votes

How am i being a bitch? i'm thanking the people who save me from trolls.

Melledoneus5 votes

No, no, you've got it all wrong!

He's simply encouraging you to be the man who dodges.

fizz user5 votes

I see how it is. A WOMAN can't dodge? Stop oppressing me. Now I'm T R I G G E R E D.

Melledoneus3 votes

What?!? Are you implying that my vapogender identity is false?

MEGA-TRIGGERED.

D4RT3R4 votes
  • [slayer-jinx-unamused] this board is making me ULTRA-TRIGGERED
falldown0104 votes

Draven male supremacy

D4RT3R1 votes

Female supremacy

falldown0101 votes

you forgot the lux laughing icon D:

Asudurga5 votes

Troll alert.

CarameI Frappe7 votes

Yea ... let me stay in a game where clearly the person's going to troll throughout the game, waste 20-40 minutes of my time, and cost me LP during my promos. Yea, no. I'm going to be grateful to those who've sacrificed their LP and 5-10 min of que time so we don't suffer for someone being a troll.

Bret Hitman Hart2 votes

You're quite welcome.

Miss Worthless1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

JerulEon1 votes

It was me fam. You're welcome.

GamblerOfLives1 votes

i wanna say thank you to the players that make others dodge, when a game seems impossible to win:)..THANK YOU GAMBLEROFLIVES

Schoenberg1 votes

I dodge when a troll gets into queue... Or when someone says that Veigar support works and they have 'tried' it before.

mason water1 votes

/muteall and afk farm... is what i do

ABSINTHEged1 votes

It's a shame there's no way to report those auto-locking pricks without playing the game, isn't it?

NightmareAmazoX1 votes

BOIIIIIIIII YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID ''Mysterious Man/Woman'' Or else the feminists will attack you.

s0i111 votes

Should ranked have a READY CHECK after picks?

Okay.... So, I'm on a 30 minute soft ban for dodging multiple ranked games today. The problem here is that the times in which I dodged, I feel, that if I went into the game I would obviously lose more LP because one of my teammates stole a character that someone else obviously had picked out. He had even said it in chat. We had made a deal that he would first pick me morg and I would last pick him garen. Our jungler has no choices and has said nothing at this time. Enemy team locks in Garen. I asked him who he would like me to choose, he told me xin. pick came up for him, he got me morg, I put xin as my portrait to let the team know that I was taking him, if it wasn't obvious enough by the conversation we had just had in the lobby. The jungler picked xin, and couldnt trade with us, didn't say anything and left us both hangin with SECONDS to choose left. I ask the guy what he wants and I ask Mundo? He said he didn't know how to play him, but i had to choose somebody with only 5 seconds left on the timer. Xin still said nothing after we asked him about why he chose xin as his pick and he couldnt trade us.

I closed my client immediately because I figured that my silver/bronze team wouldn't mind me loosing out on 3 lp or whatever it is for dodging a possible loss of 15+ lp, I know I would have rather gotten the 3 LP loss than fought with a team that was shorthanded because some A hole.

Why punish people more, by having a softban on top of a loss of LP? Especially if someone is dodging because of someone that isn't taking the dynamic of ranked play serious?

I can understand a softban on a normal.... But sometimes you just don't want to lose out on the 20 lp because some person wants to be a dick.

I propose that you create another ready check after picks, if one team votes 4/1 on not going for the game give them a 3lp loss. if both teams vote 4/1, give no lp loss. - Lose the softban. I think it will promote people to make better picks for their roll. while it is understandable to do things off meta, the choice should be up to the team, not the individual. For people who are solo queuing -ESPECIALLY IN LOWER ELO (SILVER/BRONZE)- I think this would be a tremendously great thing to do.

Some of us will never be able to climb out of the depths of lower ELO because we choose to play and TRY to have fun with our time but we get troll picks and people stealing champs, being unresponsive etc., yet in the end some of us are losing out really bad trying to climb a broken F'ing ladder.

Please, anyone who is having the same issues I am having Feel free to vote on my poll and Discuss things like this on this post. Lets get a lot of attention to the problem.

Edit, Can't have a poll in a reply.

I Knew Rashad1 votes

I leave games when Yasuo and Katarina get banned Dodging can save you from some really bad games tbh Sometimes dodging can be worth it

kurthl33t1 votes

Could have been a lady.

MiTsuO Akai1 votes

AMEN!!! I agree... Now if ONLY riot only understood these people and didn't penalize them...

Zerana1 votes

What's that? An Amumu mid again? Ohh hell no.

Deunne1 votes

30 mins and still dodgers

AetherKingdom1 votes

why dont u fucking dodge urself instead of begging for others to u fkin rat

Marshbouy2 votes

Wow. That was pretty aggressive.

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