soloq is a god damn nightmare

The Bard Dog·Jun 29, 2015·3 votes·543 views

because i say what we need to do 500 times to win. i say it nicely for the first 50 times. no one listens. everyone thinks theyre god damned faker and can hard carry. they repeatedly do stupid shit, throw the game, and then wonder why we lost. and then im the asshole because im the guy sitting there with the map telling everyone where to go, and all i see is "TURN RIGHT INTO THAT TREE GUYS" "OH WTF WE LOST WOW NOOBS"

Im so sick of it. we had baron 3 times, and these idiots just decide "hey lets push down the one lane without an inhibitor and get aced under nexus towers instead of JUST TAKING THE OTHER 2 INHIBITORS. im so sick and tired of trying to be nice, getting ignored by my team. and if i get mad about it then im toxic, get reported, and then get banned.

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Android CowboyJun 29, 20151 votes

In other news: water is wet, grass is green, and Yi is a pain in the butt. Back to you, ken,,,,, Gnar

OmManiPadmeHumJun 29, 20151 votes

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because i say what we need to do 500 times to win. i say it nicely for the first 50 times. no one listens. everyone thinks theyre god damned faker and can hard carry. they repeatedly do stupid shit, throw the game, and then wonder why we lost. and then im the asshole because im the guy sitting there with the map telling everyone where to go, and all i see is "TURN RIGHT INTO THAT TREE GUYS" "OH WTF WE LOST WOW NOOBS"

Im so sick of it. we had baron 3 times, and these idiots just decide "hey lets push down the one lane without an inhibitor and get aced under nexus towers instead of JUST TAKING THE OTHER 2 INHIBITORS. im so sick and tired of trying to be nice, getting ignored by my team. and if i get mad about it then im toxic, get reported, and then get banned.

Bronze-Gold life will have these things:

Overstaying (in a nutshell what you said)
Someone pings Baron or Drag when they OBVIOUSLY have 4 or 5 there and your team sends one in at a time...and none of them were anyone with smite.
Staying at a tower that is under 1/2 health and 1 or 2 teamates are trying to defend it vs 5 of the other team.

I try and speak sense into these kids, but it never works...they just go all Kamikaze on everything and then proceed to type "WHERE IS EVERYONE??!?!?!" or "/all THIS TEAM...."

LlaniteJun 29, 20151 votes

FInd your own team. Problem solved.