Don't you just love it

MysticDreams12·4/8/2018, 4:33:56 AM·8 votes·595 views

when Riot's stupid 50% winrate matchmaking system throws you into the losing streak, and you get a fix of people like this:

-AFKers -Inting -Pick Zilean as an APC instead of ADC, says to "trust me" and that he has a "80% winrate" when we complain about it, then proceed to feed -Teams who don't know how to pick a good team comp- for instance going all squish against a team full of TANKS -Trolls who blame their own deaths/mistakes on you and proceed to make your game hell -Triggered teammates who spend more time in chat than playing -And people who don't know what they hell they are doing (for example, rush a Zhonya's as a Fizz mid against a quickly getting fed Lux, with the excuse of "to block her ult," then proceed to just ult anyone under their tower without doing anything the minute they see them appear.) -.-

That's currently me right now. Over the past couple days, with breaks in between- current streak? 6 losses and counting, and down from my promos which I lost all the way down to TWO FUCKING LP.

Not cool, Riot. At all.

[sg-shisa]

12 Comments

Yautja wannabe4/8/2018, 5:03:19 AM4 votes

Welcome to League of Legends! One person can't win you the game, but one person can sure as hell lose you the game. Am I right? Or am I fuckin right -_-

Marothennan4/8/2018, 9:37:57 AM3 votes

Don't forget the 0/15 Yasuo that says "don't ban yas guys I'll carry"

flibitydoo4/8/2018, 6:16:48 AM2 votes

In the past 3 weeks, my games (in blind pick) worked like this:

WEEK 1: mirror matchups. Constantly. My side was always better. Won like everygame. yasuo vs yasuo, mine would have 10 kills. Riven vs Riven, mine would be 9 kills ahead, kha'zix vs kha'zix, mine would always be killing the other one. Darius vs Darius, mine would be 14/3 by 15 minutes.

WEEK 2: Every single jungler has this like, quest or something and the quest reads "never gank botlane". So they only camp a lane that ends up losing in the end anyways, give up all map pressure and objectives in doing so, and also be perpetually 20 CS behind the opposing jungler". Maybe they are just bad duo queue players. Who knows.

WEEK 3: At least one super toxic player. Usually the Irelia player. usually playing Irelia mid. Or Twisted Fate. Usually the one to call mid in champ select (PSA, if you ever call a role ever, you better dang right carry and do a good job in that role). Usually somehow, I end up chasing a dying enemy TOWARDS the Irelia's lane. Somehow they lack the map awareness/ ability to read pings to pick up FREE KILLS HEADING TO THEIR LANE. And then they blame their team especially the ADC for their terrible gameplay/item build/champ selection.

edit:also throughout all of this Kai'sa coinflips. Will they build Death's Dance into Nashor's Tooth into Guinsoos aka the strongest Kaisa build that lets you 1 vs 1 everyone in the game because nothing can tank the hybrid damage or beat the sustain? Or do I get matched with potato brain Essence reaver Kaisa mid player that mostly dies to the enemy mid 5 times?

FireBlaze1004/8/2018, 6:24:41 AM2 votes

I love it when people pick first time champs in ranked gives me reassurance of victory!

Kung Gimli4/8/2018, 8:29:58 PM1 votes

You probably won't get this and probably just want people to agree with you. But stop thinking of yourself as a victim, it's pathetic and that will do absolutely nothing to improve your win rate.

Think about the things you CAN control, instead of the things you can't.

Yautja wannabe4/8/2018, 5:04:22 AM1 votes

The highest I got this season was gold I, but the next thing I know I have to put up with the same shit that bumps me down to gold III.

Hencho1014/8/2018, 5:29:14 AM1 votes

Your forgetting about: The junglers who don't know what a smite is The Wanna be fakers of mid lane who play stupidly and feed but keep saying "i was so close, ill get them next. Trust me i'm smurfing" The ADC who complains about no vision, yet at 45 minutes they have a 6 vision score with yellow trinket