What is this garbage?

ValyrianBlade·Sep 13, 2015·3 votes·1,018 views

Get in my promos for the second time.

Win the first game, 2 games left. Figure I have a good chance.

BOTH games I want to dodge soooo badly. I know for a fact we're going to lose.

Take my last game: I have a jungler with a 37% win rate over 400 games, and a mid laner with a 22% win rate on his champion... On top of that with all the OP champs right now the enemy team refuses to help ban them and skarner gets through and is first picked by them. Then the enemy team has loads of CC (Skarner, Lissandra, Nasus, Poppy, Ashe).

I get that you can't dodge all the time... but seriously, please, 1 dodge in promos every so often. That game was dreadful... I hate playing games when you know you have no hope of winning...

24 Comments

RysophageSep 13, 20152 votes

welcome to rito's brilliant ranked system where they purposefully pair you with the worst trash in your division for your promos EVERY TIME. And don't you dare dodge or get mad when they troll or else YOU'RE BANNED FOR 2 WEEKS AND NO RANKED REWARDS FOR YOU! But dw those trolls will be back in everyone else's games ruining thier gaming experiences after that game too.

LylessSep 15, 20151 votes

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welcome to rito's brilliant ranked system where they purposefully pair you with the worst trash in your division for your promos EVERY TIME. And don't you dare dodge or get mad when they troll or else YOU'RE BANNED FOR 2 WEEKS AND NO RANKED REWARDS FOR YOU! But dw those trolls will be back in everyone else's games ruining thier gaming experiences after that game too.

Right! 100%

LuggSep 13, 20152 votes

Not being able to dodge a promo game is beyond stupid. I can't believe Riot lets that happen.

ScriptBrandSep 13, 20151 votes

if you could dodge a promo game, i would dodge every game until we had a perfect team comp

LuggSep 13, 20151 votes

But you would have to endure the insane wait times for dodging, so it works out.

ValyrianBladeSep 15, 20151 votes

Hence why i think you should get 1 dodge per series. Or heck, earn a Dodge every 2 or 3 series. One dodge will not let you wait, it's only there for s game you KNOW you're going to lose.

ScriptBrandSep 13, 20151 votes

idk dude, you're pretty garbage yourself. your kd and win rates are poopoo just as much as those people youre talking about.

HopFroggerSep 13, 20151 votes

I hope you guys get a Silver game together. I'd watch.

With popcorn.

ScriptBrandSep 13, 20151 votes

you aren't much better.

LylessSep 15, 20151 votes

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I hope you guys get a Silver game together. I'd watch.

With popcorn.

Of course because this guy is a known bully and liar! Fact!

ValyrianBladeSep 13, 20152 votes

Say what you want... I'd say 30-35 games is too small of a sample size and I'm the one in these games.

Like last game, yes, 2-10-10 as Jinx is a god-awful KDA. Except when your enemy mid laner and jungler are both fed early, and both have suppression ults. And I built QSS early, but I can only get rid of one of the ults... asked my support to buy Mikhael's but nope. When the two fed champions on the enemy team explicitly look to ult you and go for you exclusively you're going to have a bad KDA regardless of how well you're playing.

I'd guess my win rate is around 80-90% when my team isn't behind by 3+ kills within the first 5 minutes after minions spawn...

ToonspikeSep 14, 20151 votes

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Say what you want... I'd say 30-35 games is too small of a sample size and I'm the one in these games.

Like last game, yes, 2-10-10 as Jinx is a god-awful KDA. Except when your enemy mid laner and jungler are both fed early, and both have suppression ults. And I built QSS early, but I can only get rid of one of the ults... asked my support to buy Mikhael's but nope. When the two fed champions on the enemy team explicitly look to ult you and go for you exclusively you're going to have a bad KDA regardless of how well you're playing.

I'd guess my win rate is around 80-90% when my team isn't behind by 3+ kills within the first 5 minutes after minions spawn...

mikaels doesnt stop suppressions

ValyrianBladeSep 15, 20151 votes

Wow... you're right...

So what exactly is there to counter a team with 2+ suppressions? I can only QSS one of them... Quicksilver active is unique...

Although Mikhaels would still have helped, not only the health bonus, but just the ability to take off any other CC they're packing so that skarner can't run up and suppress me. i.e. I can QSS Lissandra and stay out of range of skarner as long as someone saves me from Ashe's slows/stun and Nasus' slow.

The game was literally Lissandra and Skarner running straight at me whenever their ults were up and no one on my team wanting to offer any resistance.

ToonspikeSep 15, 20151 votes

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Wow... you're right...

So what exactly is there to counter a team with 2+ suppressions? I can only QSS one of them... Quicksilver active is unique...

Although Mikhaels would still have helped, not only the health bonus, but just the ability to take off any other CC they're packing so that skarner can't run up and suppress me. i.e. I can QSS Lissandra and stay out of range of skarner as long as someone saves me from Ashe's slows/stun and Nasus' slow.

The game was literally Lissandra and Skarner running straight at me whenever their ults were up and no one on my team wanting to offer any resistance.

oh it was liss didnt know that part her ult is just a stun skarner's is the suprression you can mik out of that

ValyrianBladeSep 15, 20151 votes

Really? Warwick jumps on you and swipes at you and that's a suppression, but Lissandra locks you in an ice tomb and that's merely a stun?

No wonder i thought mikhaels worked on suppresses, as i was practically certain i had used it on liss ults and just assumed hers was a suppress.

ToonspikeSep 15, 20151 votes

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Really? Warwick jumps on you and swipes at you and that's a suppression, but Lissandra locks you in an ice tomb and that's merely a stun?

No wonder i thought mikhaels worked on suppresses, as i was practically certain i had used it on liss ults and just assumed hers was a suppress.

its cool common mistakes the only champions that have suppressions are Skarner TahmKench Urgot Warwick Malzahar

LylessSep 15, 20151 votes

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Wow... you're right...

So what exactly is there to counter a team with 2+ suppressions? I can only QSS one of them... Quicksilver active is unique...

Although Mikhaels would still have helped, not only the health bonus, but just the ability to take off any other CC they're packing so that skarner can't run up and suppress me. i.e. I can QSS Lissandra and stay out of range of skarner as long as someone saves me from Ashe's slows/stun and Nasus' slow.

The game was literally Lissandra and Skarner running straight at me whenever their ults were up and no one on my team wanting to offer any resistance.

no helps you in ranked games, I suggest not playing them until riot starts banning these feeders and trolls.

LylessSep 15, 20151 votes

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Say what you want... I'd say 30-35 games is too small of a sample size and I'm the one in these games.

Like last game, yes, 2-10-10 as Jinx is a god-awful KDA. Except when your enemy mid laner and jungler are both fed early, and both have suppression ults. And I built QSS early, but I can only get rid of one of the ults... asked my support to buy Mikhael's but nope. When the two fed champions on the enemy team explicitly look to ult you and go for you exclusively you're going to have a bad KDA regardless of how well you're playing.

I'd guess my win rate is around 80-90% when my team isn't behind by 3+ kills within the first 5 minutes after minions spawn...

Keep telling the truth man, I am always swamped with bad teammates.

LylessSep 15, 20151 votes

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idk dude, you're pretty garbage yourself. your kd and win rates are poopoo just as much as those people youre talking about.

Don't listen to this piece trash. It's your teammates fault! This is a team game, not 1vs 1.

Mecha MaIphiteSep 13, 20151 votes

Nasus support? Or Poppy support? How did your bot not get hyper fed?

ValyrianBladeSep 13, 20152 votes

Poppy. Who roamed, and we pinged repeatedly, and Ashe just stood at turret and was irrelevant then and all game. Poppy got 2 kills in 2 minutes then came back bot with Skarner and, well, GG.

FowusSep 15, 20151 votes

and a mid laner with a 22% win rate on his champion...

holy shit do you actually get mad at people for playing a low winrate champ

ValyrianBladeSep 15, 20151 votes

Playing a low win rate champion? Not at all. If you're good on a champion that has a 47% win rate (or even just like that champ) by all means.

I'm complaining that the player individually had a 22% win rate on the champion he picked. Worse yet, it was a champion with a 55% win rate overall (heimerdinger). So he wins about 2/5 as often as the average player on that champion - probably means he's not very good with that champion and should try something else...

FowusSep 15, 20151 votes

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Playing a low win rate champion? Not at all. If you're good on a champion that has a 47% win rate (or even just like that champ) by all means.

I'm complaining that the player individually had a 22% win rate on the champion he picked. Worse yet, it was a champion with a 55% win rate overall (heimerdinger). So he wins about 2/5 as often as the average player on that champion - probably means he's not very good with that champion and should try something else...

I see I see mb then