I need a new champ to play
Any thoughts on which of these you'd recommend at this point in time?

Any thoughts on which of these you'd recommend at this point in time?

Morde.
This is funny because Morde is disabled right now.
So am I since I'm at work. Maybe it's a sign.
Mordekaiser is the underdog and really powerful if you master him.
Ahri is garbage.
Ahri is garbage.
Ok...?
Ahri is garbage.
Please, go back to making those Ahri is unviable/ruined etc threads. They are hilarious bro. Keep up the good work.
the correct answer is
its always 
I like him but:
the barrels do suck till lvl 13 hes just a pirate and pirates are cool as hell
If you pick yorick, prepare for people to not understand what you do and cry because you keep bonking them over the head with a shovel.
I find Yorick to be the most fun for me to play with mord a close second. Why not both?
One at a time, ol' sport. I'm attempting to climb the bronze ladder, and the trolls love throwing canola oil on it.
None of the above are my personal recommendations for climbing bronze but I feel that morde would be your best bet then. Folks who don't know his kit are confused by his Q damage and the shield sustain his passive provides. Ryze ulti requires competent teammates and its a really high skillcap to learn his combos properly. Yoricks aight but I feel morde will be usefully in more circumstances so hes a better option.
for sure.
i for one recommend morde cause he hit's hilariously hard or you could grab a friend and do a off meta bot lane
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Ryze is terrible it takes him 35 min to be good so just play as yorick
Play Morde, get metal bitches, profit
Mordekaiser: No experience.
Ryze: Very experienced. High skill-cap and the worst champion in the game. Not worth.
Yorick: Easy to pilot and respectably strong imho. Just farm for Triforce and split top until you kill the tier-2 tower. Then go botlane and kill the other tier-2 tower. The only toplaner who can challenge you and your succubus is Jax. Itemize to mitigate being kited.
Mord is a great pick, and because he's such a miniority he's almost never banned
