"omg how did zed kill me???? so op"
"idk Bill, maybe ignite wasn't a good decision"
"don't open your fucking filthy mouth u dirty low elo scum, i ned this ignite to carry this game becuz u all fuckin suck"
"sorry Bill I just thought exhaust would've been a good choice because it negates all of his damage, and zhonyas rush wouldve helped you completely negate his ultimate...."
"are u questioning me??? I the silver pro?????? are you for one second, possibly thinking that a bronze like you understands how to play against zed like a silver pro liekk myself?? I hope u fucking realize that if i build a zhonyas i wunt be abel to curry this noob game"
"ok sorry, won't happen again" 
bill 0/20/0 rip 

is great if you want ganks), and so on and so on.
and so on.