"Fair, balanced, healthy gameplay"

"Windows of power"

"Clear and defined weaknesses"

... How many champs does that actually apply to? Hm.

How do you justify ADCs and every AA spammer then, Riot? How do you justify entirely targeted kits? How do you justify bullshit like Lee, Yas, Riven, Vayne and the rest that have literally everything with no drawback or cost?

I seem to remember you saying you reworked several champs because they were "braindead stat checks"... yet 70% of the roster is just that -- and yet, you buff those same walking balls of stats repeatedly. What's the justification? Or, actually, I should ask why the double standard? You said you put quality above all else, even money, so you can't be doing things just to make more money at the cost of quality, right? Must be some other ENTIRELY benign reason.

But, you know, I know you won't answer that, because you don't want the whales to become disillusioned or anything. You've got your white knights with their thumbs up your ass anyway. Maybe one day they'll pull their head out of your ass and realize: "Hey, Riot is a shitty, greedy company. So are many others. Maybe I should stop throwing money at them, and demand a return to 'quality first'!"

... that's just crazy to think that would happen though.