Some people wonder why Riot buffed Kalista, allow me to explain.

hashinshin··2 votes·548 views

You see, there are three reasons why Kalista had to be buffed. Let me try to explain both of them in detail.

  1. Every ADC is OP on release. Riot was afraid that Kalista wasn't going to be OP and as the weeks drew out their worry increased to outright fear. Even once a build was shown to make Kalista OP Riot was afraid that it wouldn't stick and people would stop playing her. The only real solution was to buff her to ensure that she was OP.

  2. Some people forgot that Kalista had 20% HP magic damage in her kit, so they had to reduce its cooldown to remind people that Kalista had 20% HP magic damage in her kit. Much like Vayne Kalista is a champion who is all physical damage who then gets a huge %HP nuke in a different damage type so itemizing against her is all but impossible. This lowering of the cooldown ensures people remember just how good Riot is at designing fair ADCs by letting her do her 20% HP magic damage nuke more often.

  3. Every patch needs a best ADC. With Corki getting nerfed Riot was again worried that their wouldn't be a best ADC for everybody to just pick. By buffing Kalista Riot can go home without the anxiety that comes from thinking that ADCs might have to make difficult choices. Picking for counter picks or because of kits is so top lane. Picking because you're just the best is so ADC. ADCs need the stress that comes from actually thinking about their kits removed so they can keep all their mental focus on the daunting task of right clicking and blaming their support.

7 Comments

Drunk Rummate5 votes

Hashinshin, would you like to know why Riot doesn't take your advice?

It's because you're a shitposter. You offer nothing constructive to the conversation, you just cry about aspects of the game you don't like and you refuse to look at all sides of the argument. Riot is trying to make a good game overall, and yet all you care about is one tiny focused aspect of it which is the immobile melee versus mobile ranged dichotomy.

While this is certainly an overarching problem, there isn't a clear design solution to it. Rather than cry about it, perhaps you could offer some sound advice on how to fix the problem? Since you clearly care about it so much, there's really nobody better than yourself to break it down intelligently, assess all points of view and be fair about it, and try to make a situation that's better overall.

So stop shitposting and be constructive, or just go away because nobody likes a shitposter.

SmokingPuffin3 votes

So stop shitposting and be constructive, or just go away because nobody likes a shitposter.

I generally find hash posts to be just the right mix of insightful and hyperbolic as to be thoroughly amusing.

Hash has untapped potential in a couple different directions. I think he'd be great on Fox News, for example.

Jamaree3 votes

Hashinshin, come on now, this is such a minuscule buff that it won't change a single thing about her. The duration is a tad bit longer and the time it procs is a little more often. ADCs are strong right now, but come on, really, this just seems like a petty QQ or whine instead of something actually negative to the game as whole.

Knight SoIaire 1 votes

worst troll ever i wanted to upvote you for lulz but i just cant

Elphrihaim1 votes

*Laughing too hard to think seriously, so have my upvote.*

Kuroi861 votes

Yes, let the anger flow through you, soon you will be the master.

futuresight231 votes

{quoted}

You see, there are three reasons why Kalista had to be buffed. Let me try to explain both of them in detail.

That 2nd sentence does throw me off as 'both' is a word that suggests that you would be explaining two reasons instead of three.

Otherwise, it is exactly the post I would expect here.

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