#So I was playing Jinx.

Early game, I decided to max my Q for the sustain. I was against a Leona with Ninja Tabi and Relic Shield, and nothing else. I kept autoing her and trying to kite her out, but she just kept walking at me in a straight line. She flashed and Q'd me so I couldn't move, but then I went back to kiting and autoing. She used her E, but I went back to kiting and autoing. She used her ult, but I went back to kiting and autoing. Then she Q'd me again, and I died.

Leona walked away with 70% health, because this is the Tank Meta.

I realized our Mundo JG was doing 10x the damage as me while healing a shit ton, so I decided to just be...

the Big Bait.

Every single teamfight, their Leona, Vlad and Shen would sprint at me with every ability they had, but instead of trying to pretend I did more damage than Mundo, I decided to just book it as fast as I possibly could. While those three were chasing me, Mundo managed to easily molest their Twitch before taking his sweet time to rescue me. Since all these thirsty tanks were still chasing me, they completely ignored Mundo as he ripped them to shreds.

Then after a sweaty 3v5 that our team chose to do, I was left pushing bot, and our Ahri was pushing top. What did I do?

I typed, "Eat my ass, Leona," in /all chat, and all five of them sprinted bot lane as fast as they could. I managed to run away again, and Ahri got to take top inhibitor all by her lonesome.

In the end, we won, and their team said "Useless Jinx lol"

Sure, buddy. Sure.

There's a moral to this story: If you're not the one dealing damage, tell the enemy team to eat your ass. They'll focus you so hard and forget about prioritising.

If you're in silver.

You're welcome.