"Fair matching"
19/5/8 on Vi, got every single fucking drag in the game, every baron, elder, got almost every tower on my team... Yet my bot lane fed, Bard was a troll, and I generally had no team.
17/5/7 on Vi, same deal, got everything. Still lost, because my bot lane was garbage (Cait was tilting and just AFK farming), and the rest of my team was incompetent.
10/3 on Rumble jungle, got most objectives and camped the fuck out of my lanes, but still lost because they don't know what to do.
6/0 on MF, I can kill them no problem if I have peel, but my team dies instantaneously, and there's nothing I can really do without my team.
... remind me how it's my fault that I lose all my games.