Gosh do I love plat players

nm1010··2 votes·385 views

I've been in plat mmr for a handful of games now and they have gone as follows:

Game 1: Plat 5 duo bot bans my pick intent because I am a "gold shitter that can't carry". I go 6-0 and the enemy team surrenders at 17 minutes, they ask me why I try so hard. I say I like to win, in response they tell me I should "get a life instead of caring about pixels so much".

Game 2: Absolute stomp of a game, the enemy jungler is a "diamond smurf" who can't climb through plat and tries to get me to duo. After he sent me the 3rd friend request I blocked him.

Game 3: Diana says I am boosting an account after I kill her the first time... When asked why she says my champions don't match up which doesn't make sense, but her team all agrees I am boosting an account so they all report me. I personally don't even consider this much of a smurf anymore since all of my accounts decayed to gold when I was without internet for months.

https://i.gyazo.com/200cee91bbb8fa68e3ba67e5edfda01d.png

Other than lethality WW jungle this account is perfectly consistent :P

3 games in and I already miss gold teammates, they are honestly one of the most positive elos to play in.

7 Comments

Apocalypsic2 votes

I had a 60 percent win rate on Riven when I hit Plat.

Now I have a 50 percent win rate on her and PTSD when I go to the Zoo.

Ohikno1 votes

Solo Q amirite [zombie-brand-facepalm]

nm10101 votes

Low plat, low diamond, and master tier players are why I can't play solo q consistently. Nothing but egos everywhere and god forbid you do something they disagree with or you will never hear the end of it.

gabetheguy1 votes

that.... that sounds worse than bronze...

nm10101 votes

Yup this is plat, you think I would be used to it my 5th time here. But nope its like finding out you just bit into a week old sandwich every time... Tastes like shit and makes you want to cleanse yourself with industrial cleaning products.

Makior721 votes

You are in the lowest division for your rank, no matter where you go, rank X division V will always be awful. That said I've only ever made it to gold 2 but seems to be true across the board.

Sujiren1 votes

Like someone mentioned 5th divisions are the worst, because the majority of people you will meet are hard stuck in there, with hundreds of games, higher divisions are not as bad, because people are actually climbing.

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