Man, sure wish I was better.
Maybe if I didn't go 0/8 or 2/15 or some similar score every game and had some sense of macroplay, I'd have a better chance at winning!
... oh wait, I have an average 5:1 or better on just about every fucking champ I play, and roam and control objectives no matter what fucking lane I'm in... yet my games are always a wash out because my team feeds their asses off and they don't know there's a map outside of their lane. Obviously that's my fault though. I should be possessing people and making them play better and pay attention -- crucial skill to have.