I AM FUCKING TIRED OF IT.

Niyumi··4 votes·670 views

EVERY GOD DAMNED GAME, I have some fucking retard feeding their ass off, and then their laner comes and carries the game by right clicking on people. Four THOUSAND games in silver, and yet I'm still stuck here, despite doing everything fucking perfect because some idiot decided to go into ranked when they REALLY SHOULD NOT BE THERE. Got into my gold promos, and immediately lost them and dropped down to 40 LP in S1 because I'm just not allowed to win, and am matched with people who should be banned from ranked period.

And then combine that with champions who, in any sane world, are utterly broken carrying every game... I just don't know what the fuck I can even do at this point.

But yeah, go ban someone who talks smack. That'll help the game.

I honestly fucking hate you, Riot. Very few things do I hate, but you're one of them.

24 Comments

archerno12 votes

"EVERY GOD DAMNED GAME, I have some fucking retard feeding their ass off, and then their laner comes and carries the game by right clicking on people"

So why dont u get fed and carry game?

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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"EVERY GOD DAMNED GAME, I have some fucking retard feeding their ass off, and then their laner comes and carries the game by right clicking on people"

So why dont u get fed and carry game?

Preach it bro!

Niyumi1 votes

Alright, go record a video of yourself 1v5ing a FED enemy team when your laner has gotten several kills from the other lanes, and you have maybe 2. Go do it.

And you have no team to rely on, by the way. Do it by yourself.

1st Movement1 votes

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Alright, go record a video of yourself 1v5ing a FED enemy team when your laner has gotten several kills from the other lanes, and you have maybe 2. Go do it.

And you have no team to rely on, by the way. Do it by yourself.

Any higher elo player with an amount of experience can Carry in silver

It is not hard to 1v5

You have a lot of game with cookie cutter builds that's why you will never improve

Niyumi1 votes

Alright, then go ahead and record yourself literally 1v5ing a fed enemy team. If it's so easy, that should be no issue, right?

Niyumi1 votes

That's still not a recording of you 1v5ing the fed enemy team. I want to see you actually do it.

jaymc11301 votes

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That's still not a recording of you 1v5ing the fed enemy team. I want to see you actually do it.

Sigh. You never will learn. Not worth wasting any more time on you. You just prefer to stay an unskilled player who whines about being unskilled. Asks for advice, asks for help, gets it and immediately bites the hand thats assisting him. Stay low elo forever kiddo.

1st Movement1 votes

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That's still not a recording of you 1v5ing the fed enemy team. I want to see you actually do it.

lots of montages involving penta kills on YouTube go check it out you might even learn something

It's not hard to do in silver

Tbh this is a team game if you keep refuting that every game is 1v5 your wrong that might be the reason you have trouble climbing

jaymc11301 votes

[{quoted}](name=Reaver MHX,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=mjXFbQP4,comment-id=000100010000000000000001,timestamp=2016-09-21T00:28:48.193+0000)

Innovative eve build ^

Nah pretty standard AP bruiser with some adjustments based on the specific matchup that game with an all AD enemy team comp. Runic>Sheen>Rylai> 2 situational items and one of the upgraded sheen items. Ap bruiser eve is really flexible in terms of build since she only needs Runic+Rylai+Sheen to do carry or hyper carry levels of damage, so you can fill the build out with all sorts of things that can be matchup dependent.

item 3110 item 3100 item 3078 item 3025 item 3157 item 3102 item 3742 item 3026 item 3146 item 3152 item 3285 item 3143 item 3075 item 3512 Are all viable options at that point.

Gary B Enkelis1 votes

Stop thinking you're perfect and maybe you will improve. I dunno. Good luck, have fun.

Troll Armada1 votes

You'll be even madder when you realize most of these "retards" are just cheaters using multiple accounts and botting software.

Because NOBODY IS THIS STUPID.... only riot believes these are just "bad games"

D3M4L1S1 votes

That's the reason I left Eve. But now I'm curious, how would you bot this game? And why?

Nevermind I have to get some rest.

FioraWillCarry2 votes

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That's the reason I left Eve. But now I'm curious, how would you bot this game? And why?

Nevermind I have to get some rest.

Don't listen to "Troll Armada" with his nonsense. Cheating is not really that much of a problem in League. Armada is just a bitter level 15 noob that blames everyone but himself for his lack of skill.

Troll Armada1 votes

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That's the reason I left Eve. But now I'm curious, how would you bot this game? And why?

Nevermind I have to get some rest.

To boost accounts, for fum, for profit, for twitch viewers, for false sense of self-esteem. Why does anyone cheat at anything? Because they can.

D3M4L1S2 votes

Well played sir, well played. Ok I'll bite but this is the last time. Your right they cheat because they have a low self esteem, but telling them that just pisses them off.

But yeah, turning a buck off of lying on the internet is giving defence lawyers a good reputaion, I agree.

FioraWillCarry2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Troll Armada,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=mjXFbQP4,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2016-09-20T08:29:19.227+0000)

You'll be even madder when you realize most of these "retards" are just cheaters using multiple accounts and botting software.

Because NOBODY IS THIS STUPID.... only riot believes these are just "bad games"

You're level 15. You lack even basic knowledge about the game. Too much to be making such ridiculous claims.

Troll Armada1 votes

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You're level 15. You lack even basic knowledge about the game. Too much to be making such ridiculous claims.

^ folks, I present to you the next generation.

jaymc11301 votes

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You're level 15. You lack even basic knowledge about the game. Too much to be making such ridiculous claims.

If you think Troll Armada is a level 15 player, like, a legit new player... you are extremely mistaken.

This account is his board trolling account. Its been used in that fashion for years now. Both he and Cereal Box Of Doom are very well known long time board trolls.

However, neither is trolling in this thread, and league indeed has some significant cheating issues. The issues in Korea were so significant that something like 30% of the challenger players on the Korean server got recently perma'd for scripting, botting, and boosting and other exploits.

Brain Errör 4041 votes

You don't do everything perfectly, because no one does everything perfectly. Get a grip Marshall.

DemainaNyx1 votes

If you are in a lower elo than you below, you will win more games than you lose. If you are in the correct elo, you are bound to lose about half of the games you play.

Yes, there are those games where someone goes 1/10 in lane vs a snowball champion who then proceeds to dumpster the squishes on your team. It happens. I'm watching a Youtuber who's going through this yo-yo as well where he gets to a promo, gets weird teammates so he loses his promo, then he wins the next games and gets back into a promo only to have the same thing happen again. It's frustrating, I get it. However, if you are carrying your games (or helping the people carrying you that game), you'll climb, it's as simple as that.

There is a reason there is a meta. Generally the meta champions are powerful and/or easy to play. Taking that last Jhin shot of his ult and having it do 1400 damage is insane, the fact that even if he is behind he offers a ton of utility with the slows and execute damage of his kit is also why he was strong, that's why he was nerfed. Ashe, even if behind, still does tons of damage with her Q and her ult is a stun, which is always going to be powerful, which again is why she was nerfed. Lucian is still insane with the Black Cleaver and Youmuu's build even though it was nerfed on him.

If you see the enemy playing champions that are "utterly broken" maybe you should be playing those champions so you can carry your games better. That way you won't have to rely on a team to help you win. Play Nasus or Tryndamere and splitpush to victory while the enemy team quadras the rest of your team. Play Yi in the jungle and power farm until you can go bot lane and get a double kill, then go back to farming and repeat. If teamfights aren't working, build for splitpush and be un-catchable. Hell, tell your team to build Banner and Zz'rot and enjoy your free win while the enemy team tries to deal with all the minions demolishing their towers.

I played a one for all as Alistar vs Fizz. My entire team went AP it seemed and was doing ok early but then the Fizz's started to group and we would kill 1 blowing all of our cooldowns and then lose 2 or 3 for it. At that point I knew grouping wasn't going to win so I was trying to splitpush. I would be on a side lane pushing a wave or a tower and my team would be standing near our mid tower. Next thing I know I see them all running down mid after a Fizz which then starts a team fight where the other Fizz's appear from the jungle and proceed to protect their ally. After losing a few of these engages, my team starts to complain that we weren't grouped.

If me clearly not being with them isn't enough for them to know they are at a disadvantage, I can't help them with that. If they want to 4v1 chase a Fizz and then suddenly end up in a 4v5, there's nothing I can do to stop it. If they don't understand that Fizz's cooldowns are much shorter than Alistar's cooldowns so he does more damage over time, I can't help them.

To top it off, my teammates died 12-13 times each, where as I only died 5 times. I was level 17 vs their level 13-15. The Fizz's were 17, 17, 16, 15, 13. Just looking at the level difference you'd think my team would realize we can't fight them. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2296010297/230464500?tab=overview

That is one of those games that you just can't win. If the other 4 people on your team are that dedicated to team fighting vs a better team fight team, there's nothing I can do but try to win whatever way possible. Now, is how I handled the situation correct. I don't know. Perhaps my team was right and me being there would've helped. I can only do what I think is best and hope that it turns out to be right. I still get frustrated when the 1/10 player is yelling at me, but I ignore them and continue playing the best I can and improving what I can.

CerealBoxOfDoom1 votes

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EVERY GOD DAMNED GAME, I have some fucking retard feeding their ass off, and then their laner comes and carries the game by right clicking on people. Four THOUSAND games in silver, and yet I'm still stuck here, despite doing everything fucking perfect because some idiot decided to go into ranked when they REALLY SHOULD NOT BE THERE. Got into my gold promos, and immediately lost them and dropped down to 40 LP in S1 because I'm just not allowed to win, and am matched with people who should be banned from ranked period.

And then combine that with champions who, in any sane world, are utterly broken carrying every game... I just don't know what the fuck I can even do at this point.

But yeah, go ban someone who talks smack. That'll help the game.

I honestly fucking hate you, Riot. Very few things do I hate, but you're one of them.

If you do everything perfect than why don't you climb like the people who have no trouble climbing out of silver?

Or are the bad players always on your team... maybe you talk to them the same way you do to riot??

jaymc11301 votes

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If you do everything perfect than why don't you climb like the people who have no trouble climbing out of silver?

Or are the bad players always on your team... maybe you talk to them the same way you do to riot??

The problem is pretty clearly his attitude that's holding him back.

Look how he acted just last week towards me and Deep Terror Nami when we both deigned to assist this poor fellow. And this the day after he was rude as hell to me for no reason at all.

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/gameplay-balance/EoYs85Ej-so-a-question-about-climbing

The problem is clearly and obviously this player's shit tier mentality and attitude. Nothing more. Nothing less. He'll either shut up and start listening or remain a trolling silly nanny for ever.

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