Started 7/1/2, finished 9/13/6
My check list playing Wukong top: 1st blood? Yes First tower? Yes 1st assist on enemy jungler? Yes 2nd assist on enemy mid laner? Yes 1st double kill on enemy top and jungler? Yes Roaming and capturing mid tower? Yes 1st inhibitor? Yes Middle inhibitor? Yes 1st bottom tower? Yes
How the hell did I lose this game? The on-screen pop up after the game made it all make sense. "You have been unsuccessful in completing your promos..."