Anyone who can watch Ekko press R to escape death without going into a blind rage

Danny DeVito·Oct 5, 2016·78 votes·4,385 views

Is a better man than I

117 Comments

MunchCrunchLunchOct 5, 201640 votes

Ahri dashing away 3 times every time she gets in a bad position is much fucking worse

MagicFlyingLlamaOct 5, 20167 votes

Fox does not zoom away, fox zooms sideways unpredictably.

BoulderoxOct 5, 201612 votes

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dashing away 3 times every time she gets in a bad position is much fucking worse

this, the perfect ability, mobility, offensive, and defensive uses.

RedagaOct 6, 20169 votes

dont forget the auto aim damage

MunchCrunchLunchOct 6, 20162 votes

"HIGH SKILL CAP"

gotta land that charm that has no animation delay. so hard

NineTailedMysticOct 6, 20161 votes

It has a cast time.

MunchCrunchLunchOct 6, 20162 votes

it as as much cast time as ashe's ult.

WimbledofyOct 6, 20163 votes

well at least it's not a blink

RedagaOct 6, 20168 votes

"Dashing", thats cute. Kassadin

NineTailedMysticOct 6, 20164 votes

And then she loses all kill pressure on her laner, and is extremely vulnerable after.

EDIT: Sigh, is Ahri the next QQ?

Electro522Oct 6, 20168 votes

But the CD on it is short enough to where she can just play safely until it comes back up.

KeevalroyOct 6, 20165 votes

Especially with that idiotic Q speed. Come on Riot, she was plenty mobile enough without this addition when you had Fishboy steal the charm amp.

NineTailedMysticOct 6, 20163 votes

110/95/80 is above average to average. For reference, Zed is 120/100/80, Brand is 105/90/75, Lux is 80/65/50, Lissandra is 130/105/80, Veigar is 120/100/80, Fizz is 100/85/70, Annie is 120/100/80, Cass is 120/100/80, Orianna is 110/95/80. Just to give some examples. Also what the fuck is Lux's ult CD.

MonkeyMadnessOct 6, 20162 votes

Do you see how dumb that sounds? This is exactly like saying "flash cd is too short, all you have to do is play safely until it comes back up". Just no. Also, she has to invest in CDR to make it rly "overpowered" which means she's sacrificing other meaningful stats like raw AP.

LordGeovanniOct 11, 20161 votes

Invest into cdr As if the items mages buy for their effects dont just have cdr as an add on bonus thats.

MonkeyMadnessOct 11, 20161 votes

You'd get more ap by going item 3027 item 3040 item 3285 item 3089 and a pen item than by rushing for item 3165

LordGeovanniOct 12, 20161 votes

I know that item 3040 gives most ap in game besides item 3089 but no one buys is cause you have to wait for it to charge up while other items have immediate power spikes that more than make up for the ap difference because snowball. morellos is usually first item and when it isnt its second item if RoA is first item unless its on a safe mage which they may go item 3285

MonkeyMadnessOct 12, 20161 votes

Morellos is a common first item because of the fact that it gives the CDR. Many mages prefer to invest early in this stat, rather than the investment into RoA and Tear. My point is still valid, you are investing in CDR over damage to keep ahri's ult up as frequently as possible.

LordGeovanniOct 16, 20161 votes

Morellos is bought for the ap it provides and how it helps you to sustain mana by bullying your enemy the cdr on the item is just a happy coincidence that allows them to bully the lane even harder

MonkeyMadnessOct 16, 20161 votes

...It's bought for the utility it provides, cdr included. Done. You could have more raw damage on something like ludens.

LordGeovanniOct 16, 20161 votes

And run out of mana fast as fuk because maxing your poke spells on mages costs lots of mana early game but doesnt make a dent late.

MonkeyMadnessOct 16, 20161 votes

Or maybe get good and stop spamming spells to cs?

LordGeovanniOct 18, 20161 votes

1 mages have weak basic attacks are are expected to use spells to cs after a certain point. 2 you spam spells not to cs but to poke your enemy out of lane or to a point where you can kill them lane is for winning not going even

MonkeyMadnessOct 18, 20161 votes

You really have 0 concept of what's going on here. Morello's doesn't just give you "free cdr". You are investing in that cdr. Stop acting like mages get free cdr they simply and factually do not. Ahri would do well with a luden's as well, for the poke, the movement speed, and the splash damage, but most people value the cdr/mana replenishment on level up more. Stop talking like this.

LordGeovanniOct 18, 20161 votes

Morellos is over loaded even if you take away the cdr

KeevalroyOct 6, 20163 votes

At least it doesn't function as an "oops" button that makes her untargetable and heals her for half her health.

MelledoneusOct 5, 201619 votes

Riven "Oh, look. I messed up this trade and am going to die. Better Q-Q-E-Q outta here."

AbandonOct 6, 20162 votes

Ah hah! Now that's where you're wrong good sir! If she messed up the trade, you will have about TWO seconds before she leaves you in the dust!

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

RedagaOct 6, 20165 votes

man, I wish Riven had mana. so she could not perma spam jump around and 2 CC

RevaliOct 6, 20162 votes

if riven actually did have mana, I could legit see item 3004 being a legit alternative.

would be neat.

MelledoneusOct 6, 20162 votes

I'd rather not. If she built Sheen nobody could fight her.

Dovahkiin416Oct 5, 201618 votes

Tryndamere Kayle Taric Same for this cancer

WestwardZephyrOct 5, 201633 votes

To be fair, Taric is on a substantial delay so it's usually used to initiate or with a lot of planning beforehand.

Dovahkiin416Oct 5, 201618 votes

Taric is the only one that is bearable

SnowplosionOct 5, 20162 votes

On the other hand Taric is the only one who can give the buff to all his allies.

AnonymousPoroOct 5, 20161 votes

Kayle's Q, passive, and W? Trynd's W AD decrease/slow?

LordGeovanniOct 6, 20163 votes

None of those are buffs Kayle can give her ult to allies and taric got the power of his whole kit funneled into that ult and lost 2 damageing abilities with utility uses to get it, killing any solo power even if the enemy is under fed

Pierce The VealOct 16, 20161 votes

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Taric is the only one that is bearable

Honestlu kayle is bearable as well cause cc'ing her even prevents her from ulting.

SithesisLordOct 5, 20168 votes

To be fair, you can CC the first two, thus preventing their ults from doing much other than delay their death. Besides, as cancerous Kayle and Tryndamere supposedly are, they´re still doing what Riot intended for them to do. Squishy late game carries. They can´t build bruiser like the true all time cancers Ekko and Yasuo and still do enormous of amounts of damage.

LordGeovanniOct 6, 20161 votes

item 3091 . its a myth that kayle cant build bruiser she is just so safe that there is never any need for her to

SithesisLordOct 6, 20163 votes

Kayle is anything but safe. She´ll always be perma-pushing the waves, always susceptible to ganks. And no, she cannot build bruiser and keep her effectiveness and damage as if she was building normally, like Ekko and Yasuo do.

She builds squishy because she has to. Otherwise she's just an ult bot because every other part of her kit, if she tries building bruiser, would do absolutely nothing. Her slow is just that, a slow. Her heal+MS boost is worth less than nothing, her E won´t have enough for her to do damage. Not even if her passive was twice what it is today would allow her to build bruiser.

Malignant VemiraOct 6, 20161 votes

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Same for this cancer

You forgot Aatrox Anivia DrMundo Kled Sion Volibear TahmKench Zac Zilean

ninjaroxasOct 6, 20167 votes

Voil can go duck himself with that mundo ult as a passive

Time MagikOct 5, 20167 votes

Hard CC on Ekko means no ultimate, and probably a dead Ekko. However the dead part is only true if it's not tanko, as an Ekko main I hate tanko.

ralseiOct 5, 201620 votes

All Ekko mains hate tankko.

ChaosThiefOct 5, 201611 votes

If they claim to be an ekko main and play tankko, they're a bloody liar.

TimewinderOct 6, 20162 votes

I have a love hate relationship with tankko as a pure mid no nonsense AP ekko player, as Riot will keep nerfing tankko and buffing his AP ratios as "compensation."

That being said when ekko's banned because of his tank build that sucks.

KalarepaOct 6, 20162 votes

Sorry, but this is a stupid excuse. Yes, "just CC them" works on 99% champion in this game. But you have limited CC in team with cooldowns and sometimes you need it for someone else than Ekko.

Time MagikOct 6, 20163 votes

Well if you don't consider Ekko a big enough threat to cc him, you cant be mad that he ultied away when he did get low.

Assess the situation and use your abilities accordingly.

MagicFlyingLlamaOct 5, 20163 votes

When he ults and lands on top of 6 maokai saplings..