Dear Riot

VvVVvV··1 votes·514 views

Can we please get Loss Prevention anytime the system detects we have a damn Teemo jungle!

All you ever hear......."leash pls"........."thank you"..................executed!.............spawn..............executed!...........gank pls......"i cant , im behind".......

yeah no shyt.

Teemo stay the fuk out the jungle.

I dont care who responds saying they did good with Teemo jungle or seen one do good......if you did then the team u was playing against were complete noobs.

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Mautok2 votes

teemo jungle is the same as blitzcrank adc AWESOME ;) jk

there are alot of champs that can play different rolls... like trundle support voli support... etc

but there are some champs STILL til this day is pretty good at one thing.. like Teemo top.... Vi jungle....etc

VvVVvV1 votes

Thats what im saying. I mean im not saying there is only 1 meta....but there are some things that just should not be done. What is the win rate of a Teemo jungle? Guy couldnt even clear 2 camps without dieing to the camp and then spawns and comes right back and gets executed again. Just sad to watch.

I blame Riot.........this all started when they made Kindred. They see a adc built to jungle and then people start running all the adcs and teemo in the jungle.

Deftones1 votes

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VvVVvV1 votes

lol wtg using 2 out of how many people that play this game? that can make it work clap clap

Friendly Ram1 votes

lol teemo jungle is only good for mushrooms. i've only seen one good teemo jung in my time in league and that little shit went full ap and was amazingly good at ganking. here have a cookie and feel betteritem 2054

KillerKell1 votes

How does a Teemo get executed in the Jungle? I mean your Blind keeps you safe from damage... just remember to wait until the Buff closes on you before blinding and you are golden.

Now, you are VERY prone to Counter Jungle, Pre-6. That's true. But at the same time you can Counter Jungle at Level 1, so there is that.

Nothing worse than having the Buff low, but you are low... then you are Blind, with the Buff and Teemo trying to 2v1 you and him taking the buff before you can see. You might get out alive... likely not... but even if you do you're screwed.

I still find he only really works in Jungle versus the right Comp though. He works well against Pick Comps, because they have to roam to be effective, and Shrooms can be very scary things.

Nothing worse than roaming out of lane just to lose 50% of your Health and decide to fall back to Lane or Back. Even worse to push on and get deleted because you dove at 1/2 Health being stubborn. Or to find Teemo all Invis on the Shroom you stepped on, blind you and delete you.

There are Good Teemo Jungles, but they are also aware of what makes him weak and what makes him strong. But I do understand, most Teemo Jungles aren't good, and I feel your pain.

VvVVvV1 votes

Hey man for this teemo that Blue buff was the heavy weight champ. Oh and yes....the Xin and fizz feasted off him to with the counter jungle and catching him running around. By the time the game was over he did have some kills......but fizz was too fed. his 1st official gank to any lane was like 15 min in.

KillerKell1 votes

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Hey man for this teemo that Blue buff was the heavy weight champ. Oh and yes....the Xin and fizz feasted off him to with the counter jungle and catching him running around. By the time the game was over he did have some kills......but fizz was too fed. his 1st official gank to any lane was like 15 min in.

LMAO! Hey brother, I can believe it. Trust me, I've seen those Teemo's. On rare occasions where the Enemy Team has it's stuff together, I've BEEN that Teemo (Pre-6 and everyone is rotating, leaving lane to find you, and end you).

It's the Early Game where he is weakest as Jungle... which is a bit opposite of Lane where he can be oppressive early vs. the right Top (Immobile Tanks that don't have MR yet).

Also, you almost have to get Life Steal as a Teemo Jungle, and Runaan's makes Clears stupidly fast. I find his Hybrid Builds to be best in Jungle, though another Poster in here says the God Teemo Jungle he knows is Full AP. Glad he figured it out, I never could.

My favorite is when Teemo rushes to Bot Lane and vanishes in Enemy Brush. Then just waits. Team calls AFK in All Chat, Enemy Team pushes Bot Lane, Teemo pops up from behind as your Leona dives and lock on and the ADC collects kills while their ADC can't see crap.

It sets Teemo behind, but usually also let's him upgrade his Jungle Item, so worth, as he can then start clearing and everyone has to look out for invisiable Teemo when they get back to lane from leaving it.

That and the Level 1 Buff Steal to Kill. Those are classics.

Teemo can destroy Xin, but it needs to be staright up. If Xin comes out of a bush with Teemo at Mid Health and still Aggro on a Camp, Teemo is done. All you can do is Blind and W to try to run.

He's tough, with a lot of tough match ups... but a Good Teemo Jungle is a beautiful thing. I'm sorry you haven't got to see one.

He's especially good against Non-Ability Marksman that are heavily reliant on Auto Attacks, since that Blind nerfs there damage to the floor while they catch hell in return. And while Xin and Yi and Jax own him early (and AP Jax owns him always) once he gets the Items he can destroy them as well (Jax the least of those 3, as he can AP and his Hop blow things up, no AA needed).

Mautok1 votes

if there is a meta.. which is really screwed up at the moment... if they ever decide to say hey top lane.. these champs only.... bot lane.. these champs only... like cap it.. where a top lane champion cannot be played bot lane.. would probably save about half the games you lose.. due to a random amumu adc and yi support kinda dealYorick

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