I hope one day first-time ranked players get Queue'd into B5

Be honest. Would you rather have one really good person making 10 Bronze matches more spicy and interesting before getting sent to Gold, or would you rather have one really bad person make 10 Silver match really handicapped and depressing before being sent to Bronze?

I don't think ELO hell exists. It's more like an ELO Casino. You gamble around 20 LP and 30 minutes of your time, and you hope you can profit 20 LP at the end. But you roll the slot machine, and 50% of the time it's gonna go, "Decent player, decent player, BRONZE FEEDER!!!!!!" which screws you really hard.

Sometimes it's the enemy team that gets the BRONZE FEEDER!!!!!!! And when the game's about to end, and everyone's begging for that person to get 9x reported, I tell them, "You know, I get so many feeders, I don't even feel bad for you right now," to which they reply, "I understand fully. Take your LP and run!!!"